Well ... OK ... maybe some of us are. Thanks to this post on Boing Boing, Japanese pillow make Lofty is marketing a huggable chest pillow, the Game Dutch , for handheld gamers.
"Playing video games should be pure, childlike fun--not the cause for chronic neck and shoulder pain. Those are problems real adults should deal with, not thirty-something year old gamers who refuse to grow up."
The pillow rest on you ankles and lets you relax you chin and shoulders. No more cramping playing Mario Kart. Now if it could somehow ingest calories and deal with the waste it would be perfect.