First of all, I want to apologise to all of you who don't understand a word of spanish, 'cause in this one you're as out of the loop as we PC gamers are about to be thanks to the PS3. You might notice I apologise in classy british english, as a metaphoric attempt to respectfully ease the pain of being out of the loop and all, at least a little bit.
In case you're curious, I'm recommending an online horror story written by some impossibly talented kid in Spain. It doesn't have much to do with gaming (that's why I'm posting in this section), but still, it's about the best thing I've ever read in the horror genre. So much so, it might be worth for you to get your ass to learn some spanish just to be able to read it. Seriously.
Para los que sí hablan español, y disfrutan con la lectura de historias de horror genuinamente aterradoras y excepcionalmente bien contadas, tengo una recomendación imperdible: De mano de algún blogger español, desde hace 6 meses y algo y en continua evolución nos llega "Apocalipsis Zombie".
No se dejen llevar por la primera idea que les puede venir a la cabeza, con todo eso de que es una historia de zombies y que sale publicada en un blog; es una verdadera obra de arte. En caso de que les interese, esto es lo que opino al respecto; pero yo diría que vayan y la lean, nomás; vale la pena.
I hope theres other spanish speakers here, because trying to translate all this stuff can definitely help my spanish.
As for the "Zombie Apocolypse", parece interesante, pero porque no puedo hablar espanol, es dificil lo leer y lo entender. Mas, es un articulo largo a traducir.
Yea, I'm pretty sure I just butchered that there. And it took me like 10 minutes to formulate that short statement. I wanted to get some at least decent grammar.
Sorry, I know this isn't what you made the topic for, so sorry about that and I hope there's other spanish speaking people on the forums as well.
Actually, my site did have an english section (technically, it's still there in fact), but I haven't updated it in quite a while, since I had enough work with the spanish stuff.
Terrence Bosky (5238), Jun 16, 2006
Dear God, man, is there anything you don't know?
You remind me of Julie, you know that paleontologist girl Ross was dating :P
And who are Julie and Ross?
Well, I guess it goes to show how little I know :P
You never watched the "Friends" TV series? It was awesome!
Bah, it was pretty crappy, actually, but it made me laugh a lot.
Now Lost, that's an awesome TV series.
Now Friends, that's an awesome TV series.
What?!?!? She hates Lost?!?!? Man, you should seriously consider dumping her, she can't be all right up there. She might stab you in your sleep or something.
Pero, este asunto esta ayudandome a leer y escribir espanol.
Wait! Sorry, that was Klingon...
Yeah, I saw that. They're still at that actually. This youth is, like, totally lost and all.
What would the great men of our history say if they were alive again?
I mean, their history. Whatever, I just thought you all should see that and couldn't think of another way to cram the link in. BEST.VIDEO.EVER
Indra is watching it all burn... (16448), Jun 18, 2006
Zovni, the tentacle porn topic is on the other thread. :p
Hey, tentacle porn is a religous issue!
Por cierto, está muy bien saber que no soy el único que habla español por estos lugares! Saludos a todos los hispano-hablantes del foro!! ;-)
Y otra cosa, la idea de la versión multilingüe de Mobygames es excelente!! Me gustaría ser parte de un proyecto para traducción del sitio al español... sobre todo para que personas como Matt pudieran practicar su español mientras nosotros practicamos nuestro inglés!!
Matt Neuteboom (941), Jun 19, 2006
El MobyGames Internacional seria un proyecto grande, pero yo queiro verlo suceder. Es uno de los maneras que MobyGames peuda ayudar los usuarios internacionales. Pero yo no puedo ayudar con las traducciones. :-(
Oh, and sorry for the lack of accent marks, going to the character map everytime I need one is annoying.
Dude, that is a disturbingly gay thing to say! :D watch it!
And of course thats all innuendo. I could say in English "I love to play with my snake", and one could take that as a highly sexual remark, but that's not what is actually meant. :-)
Oh whatever, what happened to all the people who were posting on this topic. Did I scare them off with my homesexual remarks.
Just kidding ;-)
As for sexual innuendo, do you know this French actress who had to speak English during a love scene? Her line was supposed to be: "I've never seen such happiness before!". Now, you do know the French have trouble pronouncing "h", right? :-))
Sciere (217832), Jun 20, 2006
One day, I go to New York. So I go to this otel. I wanna ave breakfast in the morning. So I order two piss toast. But they only give me one piss. So I say "I want two piss". They say "You want to piss, you go to toilet". I say "You no understand, I want two piss on the table!" They say "You better no piss on the table, you son of a bitch!"
So I got to a restaurant and order a dinner. Then I see there is a knife and a spoon, but no fock. So I say "I wanna fock". The waitress say "Everybody wanna fock..." I say "You no understand, I wanna fock on the table!" So she say "You better no fock on the table, you son of a bitch!!"
I come back to my otel. Then I see on my bed there's no shit! I call the manager and say "I wanna shit!" He say "You wanna shit, you go to toilet!" I say "You no understand, I wanna shit on the bed!!" He say "You better no shit on the bed, you son of a bitch!!!"
So I go to the airport, and a man tell me "Peace on you!" I say "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch! I'm going back to my Italy"!
Sciere (217832), Jun 20, 2006
"Don't look at other people's signposts while playing with your snake"
Man I'm awesome. I manage to screw up some simple spanish and we got ourselves a genuine MobyGames quote. Cool.