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MichaelPalin (1414) on 12/17/2008 8:04 PM · edited · Permalink · Report
I knew I should have invited Zoltan to the party and not Sigfried, now I'll never sex Shani. Or maybe Carmen, then I could have sex with her and then Shani. Let's see, what is the last saved game before the stupid decision...
Oh, well, I guess a sex addict shouldn't play this game. I may play it again like a witcher who doesn't need to bone every girl (or she-elf, or dryad...) in the game, :P
UPDATE: Apparently, you only need some roses to make her forget about Sigfried. I'm so tyeing my hair white some of this days, XD
Unicorn Lynx (181780) on 12/18/2008 7:28 AM · Permalink · Report
Oh, well, I guess a sex addict shouldn't play this game.
Why, I've played it and I am fine.
I'm so dying my hair white some of this days
I thought you already did that, judging by your profile picture...
MichaelPalin (1414) on 12/18/2008 9:47 PM · Permalink · Report
Oh, well, I guess a sex addict shouldn't play this game.
So, tell me, could you say no to a woman in this game? I have just had sex with the princess just because, well, man!!, was she horny, and how many chances there are to sex a princess? But in reality I wanted to ask her about her schemes, but, man!!
My Geralt would die as soon as any woman in the game wants to, :P
Indra was here (20756) on 12/18/2008 9:57 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start MichaelPalin wrote--] I have just had sex with the princess just because, well, man!!, was she horny, and how many chances there are to sex a princess? [/Q --end MichaelPalin wrote--]
She was one of the most ugliest speciments of a female I've ever seen in games.
MichaelPalin (1414) on 12/20/2008 12:34 AM · Permalink · Report
Yet she had the same body as Triss and Shani. Well, I think Triss' tits and Shani's are not the same, I prefer Shani's. I think I'll take my decissions based on Shani's tits. Yes, that will be wise.
Indra was here (20756) on 12/20/2008 9:00 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start MichaelPalin wrote--]Yet she had the same body as Triss and Shani. Well, I think Triss' tits and Shani's are not the same, I prefer Shani's. I think I'll take my decissions based on Shani's tits. Yes, that will be wise. [/Q --end MichaelPalin wrote--] Egad, mate. You blind? Shani doesn't have bobbies (well in comparsion). Triss does. Though personally I don't quite remember if any were bigger, but I do remember one of them was quite more "revealing" than the other. :p
"I can conjure up orgasms as well
- Triss
DJP Mom (11333) on 12/20/2008 9:05 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start Indra Depari of 'da Clan Depari wrote--] [Q2 --start MichaelPalin wrote--]Yet she had the same body as Triss and Shani. Well, I think Triss' tits and Shani's are not the same, I prefer Shani's. I think I'll take my decissions based on Shani's tits. Yes, that will be wise. [/Q2 --end MichaelPalin wrote--] Egad, mate. You blind? Shani doesn't have bobbies (well in comparsion). Triss does. Though personally I don't quite remember if any were bigger, but I do remember one of them was quite more "revealing" than the other. :p
"I can conjure up orgasms as well
- Triss
[/Q --end Indra Depari of 'da Clan Depari wrote--]
I dunno, for some reason I'm feeling really sad for you guys :)
St. Martyne (3648) on 12/20/2008 9:15 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start DJP Mom wrote--] I dunno, for some reason I'm feeling really sad for you guys :) [/Q --end DJP Mom wrote--]
So do I. You guys are pathetic.
I mean, everyone clearly knows that Carmen has the best bosoms in the entire game. ;-)
Indra was here (20756) on 12/20/2008 9:28 PM · edited · Permalink · Report
[Q --start St_Martyne wrote--] [Q2 --start DJP Mom wrote--] I dunno, for some reason I'm feeling really sad for you guys :) [/Q2 --end DJP Mom wrote--]So do I. You guys are pathetic.
I mean, everyone clearly knows that Carmen has the best bosoms in the entire game. ;-) [/Q --end St_Martyne wrote--]I stand corrected. I totally forgot about Carmen!
You have your answer, mom. :)
Quote from Fallout 3:
"I don't know who's the bigger fool. Him or me because I love him."
- that grandma in Megaton (before I blew it up :p)
Muahahaha!
Unicorn Lynx (181780) on 12/23/2008 4:39 PM · Permalink · Report
I dunno, for some reason I'm feeling really sad for you guys :)
Well, the general opinion is that guys who rave over sex in computer games are those who don't get laid enough in real life. But I know from my experience that it's not always true. My sad days (long, long gone, fortunately...) were also marked by a lack of digital hormonal stimulation. And I played all those Illusion games during some of the particularly... ehh... prolific periods of real-life action :)
Somebody bring me Sisko! (8) on 12/23/2008 6:38 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start JazzOleg wrote--]And I played all those Illusion games during some of the particularly... ehh... prolific periods of real-life action :)[/Q --end JazzOleg wrote--] So you played the flute solo to some Illusion games during otherwise particularly prolific periods of RL- action? Because I don't know how the remark of yours I chose to quote is relevant to the first two sentences you wrote in the very same post.
Is off to your Illusion reviews, FrakesJoe
Unicorn Lynx (181780) on 12/24/2008 8:21 AM · Permalink · Report
So you played the flute solo to some Illusion games during otherwise particularly prolific periods of RL- action? Because I don't know how the remark of yours I chose to quote is relevant to the first two sentences you wrote in the very same post.
?? It was an example for what I said above. In plain words, I didn't play porn games when I wasn't having much sex, and I did play porn games when I was having much sex.
Indra was here (20756) on 12/25/2008 8:50 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start JazzOleg wrote--] In plain words, I didn't play porn games when I wasn't having much sex, and I did play porn games when I was having much sex. [/Q --end JazzOleg wrote--] Have I mentioned that there is something immensly wrong with you, Oleg? :)
Pseudo_Intellectual (66360) on 12/25/2008 10:26 PM · Permalink · Report
Have I mentioned that there is something immensly wrong with you, Oleg? :)
It brings to mind scientific studies into masturbation-frequency, suggesting that in some cases people who have regular sex may be thinking about sex more frequently (rather than having it occasionally pop into mind as something that happens every 20 years) and hence may indulge in a little regular sexual self-stimulation despite their other outlets available.
Unicorn Lynx (181780) on 12/26/2008 4:19 AM · Permalink · Report
Hey, what were you guys thinking?! I talked about playing porn games, not masturbating! Who in his right mind would masturbate to digital porn, with so much real-people porn available everywhere?
I played many porn games because I'm interested in depiction of sex in art and entertainment products, not for sexual stimulation and arousal!
It brings to mind scientific studies into masturbation-frequency, suggesting that in some cases people who have regular sex may be thinking about sex more frequently (rather than having it occasionally pop into mind as something that happens every 20 years) and hence may indulge in a little regular sexual self-stimulation despite their other outlets available.
This is very interesting and I think is true in many cases, but once again, that's not what I meant.
Pseudo_Intellectual (66360) on 12/26/2008 4:30 AM · Permalink · Report
Hey, what were you guys thinking?!
When the phrase "played the flute solo" came up, it was not intended to make reference to your musical aptitude.
Indra was here (20756) on 12/26/2008 9:22 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start Sciere wrote--]I'm still grinning every time I read that remark and the response to it. [/Q --end Sciere wrote--] Because you prefer playing the piano instead of the flute? :p
Can't believe someone actually told me how to play the flute when I was in highschool. I was that naive. :p
St. Martyne (3648) on 12/18/2008 7:26 PM · Permalink · Report
Actually, Sigfried was my choice for the second best character of the game. I totally love this archetype of a good guy misguidedly fighting for a wrong cause. Sigfried was one of the chief reasons I felt very reluctant about joining the squirrel.
MichaelPalin (1414) on 12/18/2008 9:51 PM · Permalink · Report
You bet, I really want some good end for him, although I'm going for the Scoia'tel too. If the game is well done, our friendship may have an abrupt end.
Unicorn Lynx (181780) on 12/19/2008 5:47 AM · Permalink · Report
Sigfried was one of the chief reasons I felt very reluctant about joining the squirrel.
Well, I didn't want to join the squirrels anyway. Initially my idea was to stay as neutral as possible. I didn't feel like joining either fanatic racists or equally fanatic terrorists. But in the end, I've also made my choice because I liked Siegfried and felt he was my friend. So I joined the Order, sacrificing my beliefs to friendship.
Indra was here (20756) on 12/19/2008 9:27 PM · Permalink · Report
[Q --start JazzOleg wrote--]So I joined the Order, sacrificing my beliefs to friendship. [/Q --end JazzOleg wrote--] I chose the order simply because the Order via Siegfried showed more honorable intentions than Elves who talk in riddles. The choice wasn't difficult.
MichaelPalin (1414) on 12/20/2008 12:37 AM · Permalink · Report
But humans suck. For what I understood from Geralt words, his work will never end as humans are more monstruous than the monsters themselves. And, as Geralt is seen as a monster among humans, he probably shares more with elves than with humans.
Indra was here (20756) on 12/20/2008 9:03 PM · edited · Permalink · Report
[Q --start MichaelPalin wrote--]But humans suck. For what I understood from Geralt words, his work will never end as humans are more monstruous than the monsters themselves. And, as Geralt is seen as a monster among humans, he probably shares more with elves than with humans.[/Q --end MichaelPalin wrote--] True, but if we were really honest, there wasn't an option for the "real" Geralt. Geralt the Witcher wouldn't care less if the Elves and Humans butcher themselves to kingdom come. It isn't his fight, he doesn't want to fight it.
We chose left or right, based on our ideals...not Geralts.
(God, I hate it when I sound like an educated nerd :p)
Seriously...what actually happened to Geralt...that small short story about him getting stabbed by a pitchfork is quite insulting.
Indra was here (20756) on 12/18/2008 8:43 PM · edited · Permalink · Report
Bah. Either way makes no difference...didn't get an old-painting ending for the love life. :(
...no matter how much I tried, I couldn't get the grandma in the swamps to join me in the party. :p
MichaelPalin (1414) on 12/18/2008 9:49 PM · Permalink · Report
All of us have thought the same...