A puzzle for you. Do you know who invented Tetris? No, it wasn’t Keith Chegwin, although you’re quite close. I’ll tell you. It was the Devil. Yes, Tetris is Satan’s computer game. It’s a brainwashing device, designed to turn the people of Earth into drooling techno-zombies. And, God help me, I love it.
You see, Tetris is full of Satanic messages. And we can prove it. We videotaped a game of Tetris, and then played it backwards. And there it was, in Morse code. “Worship Satan” it said. “Hey Kids! Fancy going to a party round at Satan’s house?”. Stuff like that. Gulp.Ever since, Biff’s taken to spinning round violently, cursing at priests in Latin and spewing pea soup everywhere. Some things never change, eh?