Advertising Blurbs
Back Cover:
All you have to do is finish the building. Sound easy? Then you're forgetting about certain government regulations, the neighborhood punks, and the fact that falling bodies (including your own) accelerate at the rate of 32 feet per second/per second. It's a tough life, maybe. But it makes your beer taste better.
Mack:: A bona fide Working Class Hero. Puts John Henry to shame. Reads Eric Hoffer. Fueled by cupcakes and an unshakable belief in the work ethic.
Vandals: Extremely unpleasent. They think you're spoiling their neighborhood. They say things about your mother. They have no sense of the value of life, especially yours.
Osha: Crew-cut, clip-board and absolutely no sense of humor. Living proof of the banality of evil. The government sends a generous supply of these guys to cite you into oblivion.
Contributed by Trixter 
(8865) on Dec 15, 1999.
