Generating statistics. I need a strong Wu Song, otherwise how can he kill the proverbial tiger?.. :)
Every scenario begins with this plea. How annoying :)
A list of my faithful people... Looks like it's just me and my butler :)
Who cares for politics, I need some sleep :)
What's the matter? That red thing near your nose? Don't eat too much chocolate, it will pass
This guy looks sly... what is he planning?..
Flood. These things happen...
Why go to war if we can just have non-violent fun?... I could never understand that...
Massive assault on an enemy fortress
Ha! I'm so rich! SO RICH!..
What are you so happy about, you idiot?.. :)
Showing off some muscles :)
No, we aren't playing chess, moron. It's called "diplomacy". It's what you do when you are too weak to kick the other guy's ass
Instead of becoming the supreme ruler of China, you decide to go and hunt some wild pigs
The destiny of the country is in your hands! the people are listening...
Looks like they are all eating giant Ferrero Rocher chocolate balls :)
Oh wow! A FEMALE advisor! You chose wisely, o king! A sharp, practical mind instead of all those hot-headed warmongers...
Looking at the list of countries to invade, you remember that you still need to buy that "Ultra Hair Growth" (TM) lotion from the local grocery shop