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The Bard's Tale

MobyRank MobyScore
Macintosh
...
4.0
PlayStation 2
75
4.1
iPhone
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4.5
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Description

The Bard is a cynical, opportunistic musician who roams the country in search of carnal pleasures. However, this impatient and selfish fellow is compelled to accept the greatest quest of his life: save the princess Caleigh from a demonic cult that has kidnapped her. The unlikely hero must now explore the land in search of the princess, accompanied by the omnipresent Narrator who obviously can't stand the Bard and uses every opportunity to sarcastically comment on his actions. Furthermore, Fionnaoch, the mysterious abductor of the princess, does everything he can to stop the Bard, sending his minions after him.

A self-proclaimed "quest for coin and cleavage", The Bard's Tale is an action RPG that is more of a whimsical take on role-playing games than a remake of the classic series. As the Bard, players can fight off hordes of foes with blade and bow, and summon companions through magical Bard Songs. Leveling up allows the player to raise the character's main attributes and invest specialization points in the different types of weapons he can use. Magical companions must be sought out and then summoned during battles. After being summoned, they act pretty much like AI-controlled party members; some of them specialize in physical attacks and offensive spells, while others can heal the hero.

During conversations the player can choose "nice" or "snarky" responses for the protagonist. While mostly used for humorous effect, some of these responses may affect subsequent events. The game uses the Dark Alliance engine and has a similar camera and control scheme.

Screenshots

The Bard's Tale Windows Lord Pershing's Dance Hall Macabre
The Bard's Tale Windows Fionnaoch's Chamber
The Bard's Tale Windows A shopkeeper
The Bard's Tale Windows The "Ego Sword" talks back. Those purple sparkles indicate a "no magic" zone.

Alternate Titles

  • "新冰城傳奇" -- Chinese spelling (traditional)
  • "冰城传奇" -- Chinese spelling (simplified)
  • "Похождения Барда" -- Russian spelling
  • "The Bard's Tale: Song of the Bard" -- Working title
  • "The Bard's Tale: Opowiesci Barda" -- Polish title
  • "The Bard's Tale (2004)" -- Common title
  • "Bingcheng Zhuanqi" -- Chinese title

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User Reviews

Dull game in a slightly funny outfit Xbox אולג 小奥 (168701)
There's a difference between pointing out clichés and avoiding them all together. PlayStation 2 Terrence Bosky (5235)
Playing a "music man" is pretty darned refreshing, not to mention hilarious! Windows Jeanne (75627)
Even mediocre endings don't lower the game's black "humour" level Windows POMAH (33723)
Right Script and Acting, Wrong Game PlayStation 2 Indra is here (19699)

The Press Says

Game Chronicles PlayStation 2 Dec 14, 2004 9 out of 10 90
PC Powerplay Windows Jul, 2005 84 out of 100 84
IGN PlayStation 2 Oct 21, 2004 8.2 out of 10 82
PC Gamer Windows Sep 01, 2005 81 out of 100 81
4Players.de PlayStation 2 Jun 30, 2005 80 out of 100 80
1UP Windows Sep 26, 2005 8 out of 10 80
Strategy Informer Windows Sep 26, 2005 7.2 out of 10 72
GameSpot Xbox Oct 25, 2004 6.7 out of 10 67
Eurogamer.net (UK) Xbox May 05, 2005 6 out of 10 60
Game Revolution Xbox Nov, 2004 C- 42

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Trivia

Extras

The Polish version contains the first three Bard's Tale games as a bonus, just like the US one, but apparently unlike any other European release.

Information also contributed by JRK

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Contributed to by Terrence Bosky (5235), Kabushi (121659), Iggi (4456) and Jeanne (75627)