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The Bard is a cynical, opportunistic musician who roams the country in search of carnal pleasures. However, this impatient and selfish fellow is compelled to accept the greatest quest of his life: save the princess Caleigh from a demonic cult that has kidnapped her. The unlikely hero must now explore the land in search of the princess, accompanied by the omnipresent Narrator who obviously can't stand the Bard and uses every opportunity to sarcastically comment on his actions. Furthermore, Fionnaoch, the mysterious abductor of the princess, does everything he can to stop the Bard, sending his minions after him.

A self-proclaimed "quest for coin and cleavage", The Bard's Tale is an action RPG that is more of a whimsical take on role-playing games than a remake of the classic series. As the Bard, players can fight off hordes of foes with blade and bow, and summon companions through magical Bard Songs. Leveling up allows the player to raise the character's main attributes and invest specialization points in the different types of weapons he can use. Magical companions must be sought out and then summoned during battles. After being summoned, they act pretty much like AI-controlled party members; some of them specialize in physical attacks and offensive spells, while others can heal the hero.

During conversations the player can choose "nice" or "snarky" responses for the protagonist. While mostly used for humorous effect, some of these responses may affect subsequent events. The game uses the Dark Alliance engine and has a similar camera and control scheme.


The Bard's Tale Windows Caleigh
The Bard's Tale Windows Sometimes it's better to be "Snarky" rather than "Nice".
The Bard's Tale Windows Fionnaoch's Chamber
The Bard's Tale Windows "It's bad luck to be you." is a funny tune repeated many times with different lyrics based on what has just happened.

Promo Images

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Alternate Titles

  • "新冰城傳奇" -- Chinese spelling (traditional)
  • "冰城传奇" -- Chinese spelling (simplified)
  • "Похождения Барда" -- Russian spelling
  • "The Bard's Tale: Song of the Bard" -- Working title
  • "The Bard's Tale: Opowiesci Barda" -- Polish title
  • "The Bard's Tale (2004)" -- Common title
  • "Bingcheng Zhuanqi" -- Chinese title

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User Reviews

Dull game in a slightly funny outfit Xbox Unicorn Lynx (174027)
There's a difference between pointing out clichés and avoiding them all together. PlayStation 2 Terrence Bosky (5221)
Playing a "music man" is pretty darned refreshing, not to mention hilarious! Windows Jeanne (75375)
Even mediocre endings don't lower the game's black "humour" level Windows POMAH (39683)
Right Script and Acting, Wrong Game PlayStation 2 Indra is stressed (19939)

Critic Reviews

Computer Gaming World (CGW) Windows Oct, 2005 4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars 80
4Players.de PlayStation 2 Jun 30, 2005 80 out of 100 80
Daily Game Windows Nov 28, 2004 7.7 out of 10 77
Gamesmania.de Windows Apr 14, 2005 74 out of 100 74
Gamesmania.de PlayStation 2 Apr 14, 2004 74 out of 100 74
Game Watcher Windows Sep 26, 2005 7.2 out of 10 72
1UP PlayStation 2 Jan 19, 2005 7 out of 10 70
Jeuxvideo.com PlayStation 2 Mar 24, 2005 14 out of 20 70
GameSpot Xbox Oct 25, 2004 6.7 out of 10 67
GameStar (Germany) Windows Jun, 2005 67 out of 100 67


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The Polish version contains the first three Bard's Tale games as a bonus, just like the US one, but apparently unlike any other European release.

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Contributed to by Terrence Bosky (5221), Kabushi (165413), Iggi (9247) and Jeanne (75375)