Battletoads Ad Blurbs
Advertising BlurbsBack of Box - NES (Canada):
Okay 'toads! Let's get EVEN!
When the evil Dark Queen kidnaps both your best buddy and the best looking girl this side of the Mazallion Star Cluster - what are you gonna do about it? Are you gonna cry? Hide? Call the Starcops? No way! Because you're a BATTLETOAD and BATTLETOADS don't cry, hide or call for help. BATTLETOADS get real MAD - and then they get EVEN!
So, strap on your Blaster, power-up the Toadster, and get on down to the Dark Queen's planet - but, watch out 'toad - this lady's bad, and she's got a whole mess of really nasty surprises lined up for you - like the Psyko Pigs, the Mutant Ratpack, Robo-Manus and the Saturn Toadtrap, to name but a few. You're gonna need all your fighting skills to defeat her - the Battletoad Butt, the Big Bad Boot and the Nuclear Knuckles. Hey, and don't forget to take along the Jet Turbo, the Space Board and the Speed Bike. Because you're gonna need 'em all, 'toad, if you're gonna rescue your friends and get the frog outa there with green skin intact!
So let's get bad and crazy! Let's get mad, 'toad! And then get EVEN!
For up to two players.
Contributed by Freeman (32089) on Aug 26, 2006.
COMPARED TO BATTLETOADS, TURTLES SEEM LIKE POND SCUM.
Dude, if you're ready for a game that Toadally kicks butt, get Battletoads. With 12 leapin' levels of fierce fighting and radical racing, for one or two players.
Contributed by lugnut (359) on May 02, 2004.
When the evil Dark Queen kidnaps your best buddy and the beautiful Queen Angelica, it's time to get real MAD, and then get EVEN! So prime up those Nuclear Knuckles, 'cuz you'll need 'em to rescue your friends and get out with your green skin intact!
Contributed by Jeanne (75358) on Nov 13, 2003.