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BMX XXX

MobyRank MobyScore
GameCube
59
2.9
PlayStation 2
58
2.9
Xbox
60
1.8

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Platform Votes Score
GameCube 5 2.9
PlayStation 2 7 2.9
Xbox 7 1.8
Combined MobyScore 19 2.5


The Press Says

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85
XboxPGNx Media
BMX XXX doesn’t make new leaps and bounds for future BMX games, but it is enjoyable. There isn’t a whole lot of modes, but there is enough. The Hardcore Mode (Career mode) has enough missions to keep you busy for quite a while. It’s understandable why AKA Acclaim and Z-Axis made BMX XXX the way they did, ‘action-sports’ are starting to look too similar. I’m pretty sure you won’t confuse this game with other BMX games. The change of pace is much appreciated. Acclaim is pushing the ESRB ratings to the limit.
85
PlayStation 2PGNx Media
BMX XXX doesn’t make new leaps and bounds for future BMX games, but it is enjoyable. There isn’t a whole lot of modes, but there is enough. The Hardcore Mode (Career mode) has enough missions to keep you busy for quite a while. It’s understandable why AKA Acclaim and Z-Axis made BMX XXX the way they did, ‘action-sports’ are starting to look too similar. I’m pretty sure you won’t confuse this game with other BMX games. The change of pace is much appreciated. Acclaim is pushing the ESRB ratings to the limit.
85
GameCubePGNx Media
BMX XXX doesn’t make new leaps and bounds for future BMX games, but it is enjoyable. There isn’t a whole lot of modes, but there is enough. The Hardcore Mode (Career mode) has enough missions to keep you busy for quite a while. It’s understandable why AKA Acclaim and Z-Axis made BMX XXX the way they did, ‘action-sports’ are starting to look too similar. I’m pretty sure you won’t confuse this game with other BMX games. The change of pace is much appreciated. Acclaim is pushing the ESRB ratings to the limit.
81
XboxGameSpy
Not many genres could support a game like this. The odds are NHL XXX wouldn't be a big seller. The prospect of a semi-nude Chris Chelios just doesn't move product. Similarly, few RPG gamers would be willing to trade in their chainmail breastplate and leggings for a bra and panties as they prepared to scrap with a gang of orcs. BMX XXX works because it's a decent game first and a twisted novelty second. If seeing jiggling high-poly breasts isn't for you, fine. But you will be missing out on a very playable and fun title. As for me, I have no problem with video game nudity. In fact, I played some 73 hours of Final Fantasy X in nothing but a cowboy hat.
79
XboxXBox Solution (XBS)
While the subject matter may be difficult for some moms out there, and the graphics are not what you are accustomed to with the Xbox, I found the game a lot of fun. Xbox has brought us a new generation of video game consoles, and now the game makers are doing the same, stepping it up a notch. With the average age of a console gamer today, adult games have arrived and are here to stay. The game is not for everyone out there, but personally I did enjoy it!
75
PlayStation 2games xtreme
Average game, nothing new, nothing special, redeemed by the paintball mode but its just not good enough.
75
XboxGame Chronicles
If you are simply looking for a BMX game full of stunts and interesting levels then BMX XXX delivers, but so do titles like Gravity Games Bike and the new Toxic Grind game that combines BMX racing and stunts with futuristic adventure elements. BMX XXX offers a bit of adult flair, naughty humor, and enough nudity to stir up a good controversy, but does little to advance the genre or create an exceptional BMX experience.
70
GameCubeJeuxvideo.com
Sous tout le bretzel se trouve un jeu plutôt marrant qui tranche, sur la forme en tout cas, avec ce que l'on a l'habitude de voir. Le fond, lui, reste tout à fait similaire aux autres productions du genre avec défis et compétitions à terminer pour avancer dans les niveaux.
70
PlayStation 2Computer and Video Games (CVG)
What are a pain though are the controls, which aren't as responsive as you'd expect, making some timed tasks excessively tough. XXX is also blocky-looking. Which is fine for buildings and vehicles, but not when it makes muscular characters look anorexic. Animations feel unfinished too, with spills making your character bounce like he's got rubber bones. Even so, with lots to unlock, multiplayer and create-a-rider modes, and some good levels, XXX is worth a look if you've exhausted your other extreme sports games.
70
XboxJeuxvideo.com
Sous tout le bretzel se trouve un jeu plutôt marrant qui tranche, sur la forme en tout cas, avec ce que l'on a l'habitude de voir. Le fond, lui, reste tout à fait similaire aux autres productions du genre avec défis et compétitions à terminer pour avancer dans les niveaux.
70
PlayStation 2Jeuxvideo.com
Sous tout le bretzel se trouve un jeu plutôt marrant qui tranche, sur la forme en tout cas, avec ce que l'on a l'habitude de voir. Le fond, lui, reste tout à fait similaire aux autres productions du genre avec défis et compétitions à terminer pour avancer dans les niveaux.
70
PlayStation 2Gaming Target
Much of BMX XXX has been average so far, but when it comes to music quality, it’s the first thing that caught my attention. The licensed soundtrack includes songs from Green Day, Sublime, and the most appropriate, Motley Crue with “Girls, Girls, Girls.” The intro also starts with “Click, Click, Boom,” but then again what extreme sports game doesn’t these days? Even though all the music pertains to the XXX theme, the sound is unfortunately dulled when the actual gameplay starts. Instead, it makes way for the more typical sound effects often heard in BMX games. When initiating challenges, the hilarious voice acting and dialogue from characters will get a chuckle from even the most conservative gamers.
70
XboxGaming Target
BMX XXX may not be pimping the most attractive set of graphics on the extreme sports corner, but once inside, the game it’s satisfying nonetheless. This is largely due to the handful of characters with well-designed personalities. Talking to them in the first level will incite a timed challenge such as riding whores back to their whore house, dognapping the pimp’s poodle, helping a fireman get his hose up, and so on. The outrageous nature provides a shocking experience each time despite the fact that many of the goals are relatively alike from level to level. BMX XXX really shines in this area since it delivers what it promises and sets itself apart from traditional BMX games.
69
PlayStation 24Players.de
Gleich mal vorweg: BMX XXX ist bei weitem nicht so dreckig oder sexistisch, wie man oder Acclaims Marketingsabteilung denkt. Dazu sind die Anspielungen zu flach, viele Gags schlicht pubertär und die Stripperinnen zu harmlos. Aber auch als reines BMX-Game ist »Dave Mirra 2 ½« nicht der Weisheit letzter Schluss: Massive Bugs, auf Dauer abwechslungsarme Missionen und im Vergleich zu aktuellen Genrekonkurrenten altbackene Grafik locken keinen Mat Hoffman hinterm Bike hervor. Und dennoch macht das Spiel irgendwie Spaß - man spielt es eine Weile, gackert ein bisschen und ist ein wenig glücklich. Doch das ist bei wahnsinnig vielen anderen Spielen genauso, die bieten darüber hinaus nicht ganz so viele Ärgernisse. So verbleibt nur ein weiteres BMX-Game im nicht ganz normalen Ambiente. Keine Katastrophe wie Toxic Grind, aber auch bei weitem kein Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX 2.
69
PlayStation 2Gamesmania
Per XXX wurde aus einer grauen Maus ein bunter Hund, der vor Allem in den USA für viel Aufregung sorgte. Während Gewaltorgien toleriert werden, sorgt ein nackter Frauenbusen in den Staaten für peinlich berührte Gemüter und genau diesem Werkzeug hat man sich bei Acclaim bedient. Eine provokante Werbekampagne reizte dieses Potenzial schließlich vollständig aus, doch sobald sich die Skandalwolke aus Schall und Rauch auflöst, bleibt ein technisch zurückgebliebenes BMX Game mit nicht unerheblichen Gameplay-Schwächen.
68
XboxIGN
BMX XXX didn't live up to my expectation because, like many people, I was expecting an evolution of the Mirra franchise with the welcome addition of potty mouth humor and nude women. The women and humor are there, but the evolution just isn't. I think BMX XXX got caught up in a different kind of identity crisis than we've seen before. But looking at it for what it is, either the game needed to have more XXX or a more refined BMX side, but leaving it caught up in the middle where it is now won't be very satisfying for hardcore gamers. Whether or not XXX is a turning point for mature-themed videogames remains to be seen but popularity is a key element for controversy and XXX has plenty of spotlight on it.
68
GameCubeIGN
I had fun with some of XXX's over-the-top crudeness. Some of the triggered events are well done and humorous. And indeed if it's just cuss words and nudity you're looking for, you've come to the right place as this game's got both in abundance. But these scripted events survive between flawed challenges and an irritating camera system, and having played through the far better interactive worlds of Aggressive Inline and the more polished structure of Tony Hawk 4, there's no going back. Even if it means passing up on the chance to see some Scores girls take it all off.
62
PlayStation 2GameZone
At best, BMX XXX is a weekend rental for the sheer enjoyment of playing a game that is not afraid to be completely crude yet different. While it does not shine as an extreme BMX title, it does have something of a sense of humor that is as revealing as the exotic dancers themselves.
60
GameCubeKombo.com
Like any extreme sports game, this game has a lot of replay value. You can play over and over to unlock new secrets, and beat it with different characters. The humor may get old to some, but for college aged people, it won't, and you will laugh over and over again. This game has a couple things college males just can not get enough of, boobs and bathroom humor.
60
XboxGamePro (US)
From the random bugs and collision problems to some joke missions that have no punch line, the whole game feels rushed and unfinished. Despite the promise of bawdy and uncensored content in the Xbox version, the videos and humor presented are quite a few steps below what adults would call "naughty". Less than half of the stripper footage has actual stripping, which is just plain wrong considering how hard it is to unlock these things. With a tighter game engine and less arcane level goals, BMX XXX could have been something more than a gimmick.
60
PlayStation 2Digital Press - Classic Video Games
As a GAMER, I'll have to admit that the gameplay really isn't that bad. It's the exact same engine used in Dave Mirra 2 with little or no improvements. The camera is still buggy and grinding on rails is way too easy. The thing is that most people who pick this game up won't care about this stuff anyway. Of course, once those people find out that 90% of this "extra" content is locked away under nearly impossible challenges, most will move on.
60
PlayStation 2GamePro (US)
Acclaim and Z-Axis set out to create the American Pie of gaming, and they?ve succeeded on the crude humor front?but with a high frustration factor and graphical glitches, BMX XXX fails to completely satisfy.
60
PlayStation 2IGN
BMX XXX didn't live up to my expectation because, like many people, I was expecting an evolution of the Mirra franchise with the welcome addition of potty mouth humor and nude women. The women and humor are there, but the evolution just isn't. I think BMX XXX got caught up in a different kind of identity crisis than we've seen before. But looking at it for what it is, either the game needed to have more XXX or a more refined BMX side, but leaving it caught up in the middle where it is now won't be very satisfying for hardcore gamers.
60
GameCubeGameSpy
BMX XXX is a mixed bag of tricks. Some gamers will want to play purely for the T and A factor, others will want to play for the hit or miss BMXing that's provided, but in the end, the game has too many shortcomings to really compete with the other high-end extreme games out there. If your curiosity needs to be quenched, then I highly suggest renting the game before your hormones make you part with cold, hard cash.
58
XboxThe Next Level
Ultimately, fans of the Dave Mirra BMX series will probably judge BMX XXX to be a very disappointing title that tried far too hard to gain hype and sales through controversial content rather focusing on the gameplay. While I don’t doubt Acclaim will try for a sequel, here’s hoping that they cut back on the unnecessary (and often times annoying) content and create a good companion to Aggressive Inline.
54
XboxGameSpot
Like most games that shoot for comedy, BMX XXX isn't funny. The design for the gameplay and goal system feel unfinished. If one of the two aspects were strong, it'd be easy to call the other an afterthought and move on. But aside from making the "groundbreaking" move of featuring a lot of cursing and strippers, BMX XXX doesn't do anything particularly well. If you're interested in the alternative sports genre, games like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 and Aggressive Inline make BMX XXX look pathetic by comparison.
54
PlayStation 2GameSpot
Like most games that shoot for comedy, BMX XXX isn't funny. The design for the gameplay and goal system feel unfinished. If one of the two aspects were strong, it'd be easy to call the other an afterthought and move on. But aside from making the "groundbreaking" move of featuring a lot of cursing and strippers, BMX XXX doesn't do anything particularly well. If you're interested in the alternative sports genre, games like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 and Aggressive Inline make BMX XXX look pathetic by comparison.
54
GameCubeNetjak
Basically, the problem with BMX XXX is that it is one of those games that really doesn’t have an audience. Those young enough to enjoy the toilet humor to the fullest are too young (presumably) to buy the game, and those old enough to buy it have probably will have heard all the jokes a million times before. If you want topless women and extreme sports together, you’d be better off buying a copy of Playboy and alternating reading it with runs of Tony Hawk. As for BMX XXX, leave it on the shelf and send a message that nudity is no excuse for making a shoddy game.
54
GameCubeGameSpot
Acclaim and Z-Axis are the publisher-developer duo known for creating the Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX series. The series has always made for a functional entry in the action sports genre, but it's never broken through and reached the bar that the genre's cornerstone, the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series, sets year after year. The team did, however, make one breakthrough game in Aggressive Inline, an inline skating game that was released across all major platforms earlier this year. While one would expect the pairing's next game to improve upon their most recent work, BMX XXX goes back to its Dave Mirra BMX roots and contains most of the same gameplay problems found in the those games. It's also obfuscated by a layer of raunchy language, full-motion video of strippers, and some of the most confusing goals ever seen in a game of this sort.
50
GameCubeNintendoWorldReport
For people too young to properly buy this game sadly it still doesn’t deliver much more. True, you can see some boobies and giggle a few times at some of the outrageous tasks you’re asked to undertake but again, there is better in almost any form out there already. Take away the peripheral nonsense the game was marketed with and all you’re left with is an unremarkable extreme sports title. With that in mind, the final question ends up being why. Why objectify women and stereotype several races and social classes so callously, taking a ton of criticism in the process, and then settle for such a poor excuse for a pay-off on all levels?
45
PlayStation 2Play.tm
The 2-player paintball game can be fun for a little while and some teens may even find amusement locked in their room with it spending all night trying to get a glimpse of a nipple. For the rest of us over 15 the game is too frustrating and dull to pursue. Going to a strip club in real life would obviously be a lot more fun and will probably cost you around the same price as the game. Can you do better? Of course you can, get Aggressive Inline or Mat Hoffman Pro BMX if you want superb graphics and outstanding gameplay. If however you want to see a bunch of girls bike around with their breasts hanging out and are prepared to settle for mediocre graphics and dull gameplay this is most definitely the game for you!
40
XboxEurogamer.net (UK)
Tricks are harder to pull off, challenges are indistinct and pretty unoriginal (using the S-word in telling us to skitch a car doesn't really count as innovation) and the reward is more of the same, or a few seconds of watching some spandex-clad stripper joylessly dance her clothes away - hardly an evolution for the genre, and as a result, compared to the likes of AI, THPS and even Mat Hoffman, triple-X is left severely lacking.
40
PlayStation 2allaboutgames.co.uk
If there is one good point to mention in the game (and no, it's not the pornography), it's the levels. Although slightly tight, and tied up with the sexual theme of the game, they do seem to be fairly well designed, and make the game at least slightly playable.
35
XboxGamersMark
Lastly, this game has so many glitches it isn’t funny. Everyone knows Dave Mirra 1 and 2 had glitches galore, but none of them seriously affected gameplay. BMX XXX is full of clipping, control and animation glitches that make the game a true chore to play through. Jumping off of a ramp only to go into the ground upon landing is not cool, and neither is grinding a rail beside a building and magically warping into the building and falling in space for an eternity. And the game crashes, alot. This game is just a big pile of crap disguised as a BMX game with an adult twist.
30
PlayStation 2Super Play
När en hallick i BMX XXX skriker åt en prostituerad att han ska skära upp henne är det uppenbart att det här spelet varken är roligt som Grand Theft Auto eller sexigt som Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach VolleyBall. Det är bara smaklöst och billigt. Den som blir upphetsad av BMX XXX behöver för övrigt komma ut och träffa lite folk.
30
GameCubeChrist Centered Game Reviews
Okay, this game is all about lust over strippers and hookers, not bmx. I warned you, just say no to this game if you have morals or are easily offended. Truth be told, I hate this game. Nothing in it is morally redeeming, or even fun. Stay with Tony, this is just the reason why. BMX XXX gets a F.
20
PlayStation 2Deaf Gamers
The game is a curious one. For just under £40 you have to wonder why somebody would purchase a game that shows women bearing their breasts etc. in short movie clips. For £40 you could buy a few adult DVDs that would show a whole lot more than that. Fans of the Dave Mirra BMX series are going to feel alienated by this rather embarrassing game and it's those gamers that I feel sorry for. Let's hope these fans get a true sequel and this game is quickly forgotten.
0
XboxThe Video Game Critic
The only thing XXX has anything going for it is its uptempo soundtrack, which even includes a track from Green Day. The juvenile humor is cringe-worthy, the graphics are riddled with glitches, and the whole package is sloppy in general. If you select a female rider, the characters still address you as if you were a guy. Clearing stages rewards you with short videos of topless dancers, and while the girls look good (duh!), the dark, grainy videos are not worth investing hours to unlock. If you want to know how bad BMX XXX is, keep in mind that parents didn't even bother to complain about it! That's saying something!