How do you play retro games?
There's someone at the door.
Is this a monster or trick-or-treater?
It was a trick-or-treater so I treated them.
The scanner says this is a monster.
I taser monsters.
I tried to give a monster a treat.
I was killed. Game over.
Oops. I tasered a kid.
I was jailed. Game over.
I took to long and the kid egged my house.
I was egged into the Stone Age. Game over.
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