Uh oh, you'll need to fill out one of those %#$@! license application forms!
The beginning of the game
Some llama food has arrived at your house
Before you can begin the game...
...you MUST fill out a Software Licence Application!
Fill out the form as best as you can. Type hard, you are making three copies.
The plot yanks and jerks in charming, albeit confusingly arbitrary, directions.
Ooh, this answering machine isn't good for me.
Navigating the banking system is also an excellent example of a frustrating bureaucracy
There certainly is a lot of action going on in the byways of this town!
This is what you get when you design a text adventure game by committee. Memorable characters and situations, but amounting to what?
Har har, Infocom parodies itself.
Poor typers won't last long in this game.
Beginning; I'm not licensed for this software?
Hmm, I'll need to fill out a form.
The game begins.
Your blood pressure goes up if you make a mistake.