Bureaucracy

Uh oh, you'll need to fill out one of those %#$@! license application forms!

The beginning of the game

Some llama food has arrived at your house

Before you can begin the game...

...you MUST fill out a Software Licence Application!

Starting location

Pre-game spiel

Fill out the form as best as you can. Type hard, you are making three copies.

Introduction

Starting location

The plot yanks and jerks in charming, albeit confusingly arbitrary, directions.

Ooh, this answering machine isn't good for me.

Navigating the banking system is also an excellent example of a frustrating bureaucracy

There certainly is a lot of action going on in the byways of this town!

This is what you get when you design a text adventure game by committee. Memorable characters and situations, but amounting to what?

Har har, Infocom parodies itself.

Poor typers won't last long in this game.

opening screen

Beginning; I'm not licensed for this software?

Hmm, I'll need to fill out a form.

The game begins.

Your blood pressure goes up if you make a mistake.