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Dink SmallWood

MobyRank MobyScore
iPhone
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0.0
Windows
74
3.1
Android
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0.9

User Reviews

Even free games should have better standards Windows Cavalary (5097)
freeware budget version of Zelda Windows Joakim Kihlman (270)
great funny bloody fun Windows victor powicke (3)

Our Users Say

Platform Votes Score
Android 2 0.9
iPad 1 0.0
iPhone 1 0.0
Macintosh 1 0.0
webOS Awaiting 1 votes...
Windows 36 3.1
Combined MobyScore 41 2.8


The Press Says

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100
WindowsThe Freehare
In conclusion, Dink Smallwood is a classic game of the freeware industry. For as long as I remember I’ve liked this game. Many years ago it was one of the first free games I tried, and it left its mark. Dink Smallwood may be crude, rude and overall lewd, but it is by no means small in memory or action. Give it a try, most of you won’t regret it.
92
WindowsRPGFan
Every now and then, there comes along a game so epic, so groundbreaking, so gosh-darn revolutionary that it is lauded by reviewers and gamers for years. Dink Smallwood… is not one of them, but it IS a hilarious action/RPG with tons of replay value. And what's more, it's free! Yes, that's right, folks, Dink Smallwood, a game once sold in stores, is now available for download as freeware off of RTSoft's website, and that is only the first of many reasons I laud this game.
88
WindowsAbandonia Reloaded
Here is Dink Smallwood, a very good Roleplaying/Adventure game. It was made by RTSoft in 1999. It has good graphics and the sound doesn't strike any odd notes either. Another positive thing is that your adventures will be often filled with humor.
86
WindowsSvenska PC Gamer
Sammanfattningsvis är Dink SmallWood en av årets mest positiva överaskningar så här långt. Spelets mångfald, sarkastiska humor och Diablo-känsla gör det här till en vinnare. Avsaknaden av multiplay uppvägs till en viss del av att man kan ladda ner nya äventyr från Internet men jag hade gärna sett möjlighet att kunna spela över ett nätverk. Priset är lågt, det beräknas kosta 300 kr när det kommer ut i affärerna, vilket höjer slutbetyget. Det bevisar att spel inte behöver kosta 500 kr för att vara underhållande. Jag rekommenderar därför varmt det här spelet till er som är trötta på allt vad Starcraft och Quake heter.
85
WindowsGaming Entertainment Monthly
Unless you haven't put two and two together, I'm not only saying you should grab this title, you should rush to www.rtsoft.com as soon as possible and place an order. The best part of this entire game has to be the value, because it offers a lot of fun for something that only sets you back twenty American dollars. So instead of going out to see the newest movie, or buying groceries, do something sensible and pick up a copy of Dink.
80
WindowsHrej!
Dink Smallwood se hraje pohodově. RPG vývoj postavy není příliš komplexní, v podstatě jde jen o nejjednodušší levelování, i bitvy jsou clickfestem a délka hry začne být ke konci spíše na obtíž kvůli stereotypu. V porovnání s komerčními hity byl Dink jasný propadák, na freeware je to ale stále zajímavý tip.
79
WindowsPower Unlimited
Dink Smallwood is een game voor RPG-fans die ook wel eens keer een beetje lol willen beleven. Als je meer van de serieuze shit houdt, dan zal Dinkie-boy je al gauw de keel uithangen.
70
WindowsGamePro (US)
I like Dink's combination of graphics adventure and real-time combat. Its visuals are dated but attractive, and its humor is infectious.
70
WindowsGame Tunnel
Adventure and humor have generally been a good pair in the past, and Dink Smallwood got the combination right. While I felt it wasn't polished (the map layout sometimes bounced Dink between screens because an object would be in the way, and there were some rare points where I would lose control of Dink entirely), the game engine and its provided editor were complex, powerful, and can provide hours of enjoyment. If you liked games like "The Legend of Zelda" or "Secret of Evermore" then I suggest checking out this game.
67
WindowsThe DOS Spirit
I tro ånd trenger enhver eventyrer godt utstyr. Her kommer nesten ingenting gratis. Det koster å være kar så sanking av gull, dæljing av hoder og utforsking grotter er nødvendigheter for å kunne skilte med «det neste beste». Bare et enkelt sverd koster hele 400 skinnende mynter. Nedfelling av monstre gir som regel bare en liten slump i kassa, så her gjelder det å enten være heldig eller ta den lange veien til Rom. Fiender dukker opp igjen etter en viss tid, slik at det er mulig å gå tilbake til et område du har vært i før. Bank, spring, rop og gjenta.
60
AndroidLegendra
En son temps, Dink Smallwood était déjà presque dépassé dans ses rouages et sa technique. Mais ce qui faisait son sel et l'a érigé en petit jeu culte, c'était son humour décapant et ses situations improbables. Des qualités intemporelles que l'on redécouvre avec plaisir plus de dix ans après sa sortie initiale dans une version HD qui n'apporte pas grand chose de nouveau.
60
WindowsAdrenaline Vault, The (AVault)
This is really the purpose of a computer game -- to entertain. Somewhere along the way, we got addicted to virtual environment one-upping and started demanding ludicrous technology from everything, which sort of stepped on the necks of the little guy. Dink Smallwood is worth buying, most especially at the asking price. It's a grin-provoking RPG/adventure, with self-satirical humor and a lot of nostalgic charm. What it lacks in industry-leading graphics and sound, it makes up for with classic gameplay and consistent laughter. Enjoy, my friends. You won't see many games like this in the future, so soak it up while you can.
50
WindowsAttack Games
Men trots detta är spelet ändå lite smågulligt och ganska roligt, och det har en skönt sjuk humor i sig. Känner du för lite mystik, kluriga gåtor och ett och annat blodbad kan det här spelet vara något för dig.
30
WindowsPC Zone
Graphically, Dink is nothing to write home about, and it's no great shakes in terms of gameplay, either. I challenge anyone to play Dink for more than a few hours without getting completely bored. Worse still are the many graphical glitches you'll come across. At one point I got completely stuck in the landscape for no apparent reason. Dink's one saving grace is its humour, which can often be entertaining, although not entertaining enough to make you want to put up with the game's many problems. Avoid.