Summary
Anybody who dislikes this game in any way is an idiot.
The Good
1.Addictive as hell. I mean this game just hooked you like a helpless fish and wouldn't let go.
2. IT'S A SIDE SCROLLER! Not many on PC, eh?(No, I'm not Canadian)
3. Vending machine. 'Nuff said.
4. THE WEAPONS ARE SO COOL. Omega rocked.
5. Cute women. WONK WONK.
6. Great enemy design. THEY SCARE ME!
7. Awesome Controls. Smooth as silk.
The Bad
Look at my title line :)
The Bottom Line
Just play it. Now. Really. I have minions tracking your every move. SO DO IT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.