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BIG BUG BANG, THE RETURN OF COMMANDER BLOOD
"Oh! What I wouldn't do to see the BIG BANG before I die!"
This was Mister Bob's wish. Mister Bob, the biotronic boss of
the "Kanary Research Corp.", who sent Commander BLOOD on a
mission back in time to see the famous BIG BANG, allowing him
to witness the creation of the Universe. Surely you remember
Mister Bob! And Commander BLOOD, do you remember him ? No ?
And the Universe? Neither? Really? Well, anyway, all three of
them are dead ! You don't play with time and go unpunished! It
is Bob's fault that the Universe no longer exists! So...You
have been directly promoted to be the new Commander BLOOD, the
only orderly and highly evolved living creature in a Universe
that is brand new, a few nanoseconds after the BIG BANG! You
have suddenly become The Script Writer for LIFE itself! It's
your responsibility to recreate the Universe, discovering new
planets, races, provoking migrations, mutations, and other
evolutionary factors in a chaotic Universe on the edge of
destruction ! Honk will be your guide. But remember, there are
still many surprises awaiting you! If, by chance, you happen
to meet Santa Clause on the Internet, ask him why it has taken
him so long to give your computer this 100 % pure,
concentrated fabulous fun.
Contributed by Sam Jeffreys 
(3462) on Jun 01, 2001.
