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We've all heard the expression "going nowhere fast" but how often has it been simulated in a computer game? Strap yourself to the keyboard and get ready for indescribable excitement as the player selects one of five inanimate racers -- from a teddy bear to a toaster to the dark horse Chia Pet -- and it goes to the races, burning up the asphalt on a beautiful summer day. Blink and you might miss the action!


Inanimate Racer DOS Title screen: select your racer
Inanimate Racer DOS Go, toaster, go!
Inanimate Racer DOS Maybe the upside-down toy car will have more success...

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  • "Inanimate Racer 3D" -- Browser version title

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Pseudo_Intellectual (47894) added Inanimate Racer (DOS) on Apr 16, 2008
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