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Legend of the Purple Tit (DOS)

Legend of the Purple Tit DOS The bigger the fuss they make about the adult content, often the more puerile it is.

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Description

Further demonstrating the gulf between adult and mature, this BBS door game casts the player as Heather FlatChest, a detective in search of the missing princess Di Suckuall and the fabulous bust-enhancing relic the Purple Tit.

The grueling search will bring the player through a short but regular series of bizarre mini games, including competing with a bartender for beers through tossing 10 coins and calling heads or tails, getting accosted by a drunk with rape on his mind, and a simultaneous orgasm masturbation reflex game. Once the player has achieved a suitably high score through sufficiently daily repetition of these rituals, the Purple Tit automatically becomes found.

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Legend of the Purple Tit DOS Start menu
Legend of the Purple Tit DOS This bonus minigame would make more sense if the blanks were filled in with the names of other players... none of which yet exist.
Legend of the Purple Tit DOS Setting the reflex bar
Legend of the Purple Tit DOS Right on the mark!

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Getting LoPT running under DOSBox 1 Pseudo_Intellectual (44706)
May 12, 2009

Trivia

Reception

Legend of the Purple Tit was named in an interview with Seth A. Robinson, the author of Legend of the Red Dragon, as his favourite among its many clones... albeit for the name alone. (Truth be known, the gameplay has little in common with LORD.)

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  • Download Legend of the Purple Tit! (Free, legal download of the unregistered version of LoPT! (find it there as TIT102.ZIP... and be prepared to set your computer calendar back a decade or so to get it to run 8))
Pseudo_Intellectual (44706) added Legend of the Purple Tit (DOS) on Apr 20, 2007