DOS

Legend of the Purple Tit

The bigger the fuss they make about the adult content, often the more puerile it is.

Background story

Start menu

Instructions

Generating a new character

Flipping coins with the bartender

Getting into a conflict with some of the lovable locals

Choose a combat style and stick to it!

Combat results!

High score table and player rankings

This bonus minigame would make more sense if the blanks were filled in with the names of other players... none of which yet exist.

Setting the reflex bar

A small difference is still important

Right on the mark!