If you haven’t played MI2, please do. You’ll laugh, you’ll scratch your head trying to figure out where the hell a bucket of mud plays into all the chaos on Scabb Island, you’ll love being a mighty pir–…well, a pirate, and, most of all, you’ll just love Guybrush Threepwood. Screw your silent protagonists like Link, Crono, and that Harvest Moon farmer. Guybrush is a quick-witted guy who will always remind you of the times you failed in life but managed to rise from the ashes and overcome. Or just looked stupid trying. He’s everyone’s favorite loser, and it's a pleasure taking him through his quest to find Big Whoop. Especially when you can finally do to Stan the (now) coffin salesman what you’ve probably always wanted to.