Redneck Rampage Rides Again Ad Blurbs (DOS)
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Munday: Well, we crash-landed that UFO in the desert and Bubba says he wants to go home.. Heck, I don't blame him 'cause there ain't no place like Hickston. But according to my map, we're gonna have to blast our way through jack o' lope farms and a riverboat as well as a brothel (Bubba can't wait) 'fore we get home again.
Toosday: Met new folks like Daisy Mae (she's purty), Bikers, Pigs, Cows, and Jack 'o lopes. I think I even saw the King at the Slurp n' Burp!
Winsday: Yeehaw! got to joyride in a swamp buggy and a motorcycle that were both armed to the teeth. I hope those peoples I ran over will be alright. I still got a darn jack 'o lope stuck in the grill though.
Thersday: New ways to destroy stuff! I found over 10 weapons like a crossbow that shoots dynamite-loaded chickens and a slingblade. Mmmm-Hmm!
Fri-day: Sure am hungry! I just need some good ol' redneck powerups like porkrinds, cow pies, and some of my granpappy's moonshine!
Saterday: Boy I sure do like those toe tapping tunes by that good 'ol boy Mojo Nixon.
Sonday: Heck! With all the new places (14 new levels) we been, I sure wish my kinfolk could've come along for the ride!
itty bitty brains, GREAT BIG GUNS
Contributed by ClydeFrog (10552) on Sep 16, 2000.