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Make sure you're sitting down when you activate the thrusters!
The stock sci-fi visual tropes are competently dished up
Did this game just give me a come-on?
An instant /what/? Come again?
On second thought, maybe I should have played the text-only C64 version instead...
This is about as good as it gets, and it's a lot trickier to get to than a couple rounds of strip poker!
Do these robots realise they're in an adult game? Perhaps they have hidden functionality programmed in...
Take that, text-only adventure games. A full colour palette now allows us to add the nuance of... landscapes shaped like stripper tits.
Ahh... here comes the cavalry.
That's what she said /last/ time.
Though it has too many controls for casual use, this Sex-Ray looks like it could really be a handy piece of hardware to keep around the house.
I must learn more about these interrogation techniques...
The menace thwarted, Brad prepares to venture deep into unexplored territories...
As a reward for finishing the game, it mercifully witholds a gallery of all the cheesecake shots.
Game over! Your defeat is so humiliating, even your spaceship is flaccid and emasculated!
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