A competent one-man experiment into the top-down CRPG, pulled off with all the panache of Vampyr: Talisman of Invocation
or, say, Ultima 3
. The difference here is that the author rebels against the established conventions instead of playing to them, exposing the arbitrary design and story cliches plaguing the genre from the start and having a good time taking it down a few notches with a wicked discordian Subgenius sense of humour.
Unlike the irrelevant + unrelated mockery of Ultimuh
, however, there is substance behind this parody: Descension
's homage delivers a credible game experience, albeit one a decade or so behind the times -- the look and feel of the stickmen's tile-based overland and palace maps could easily pass at a casual glance for actual screens from early members of the Ultima
series... it's only in the fine details that you can tell that this isn't being played straight. There's nothing so very unusual about being sent on a quest by Lord Finnish (guess they couldn't afford British
)... until he tells you that he needs you to recover his children's book from the dreaded monster "Bunnicula." Is he making fun of you? No -- actually he directs you to the dungeon where it can be found. And sure, maybe "Mustard" is
a peculiar name for a dungeon... but so is the canonical "Hythloth", so who am I to judge. The next weapon up from the Mace is the Herring? Well, I'm sure its smell is quite
offensive. And while it is true that I've never seen a game with an esoteric (P)ush a plant
option among the character's possible single-key actions, it's implemented beautifully and functions precisely as you'd expect. Goofy, but no worse than Space Quest 4
's tongue and nose action icons.
In short, it's no less a game for its lack of stony respect for its source material, delivering everything the originals did plus a hefty dose of doesn't-take-itself-so-seriously humour to mellow the repetitive (however classic) find-the-McGuffin, kill-the-Foozle gameplay.
- "Untima 9: Condescension" -- Alternate title
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Hello, I'm the author. Yes, it really was written in late 1995, several years before Ultima 9
came out. I was frustrated with how long Ultima 9 was taking to develop, so, knowing nothing but the byline ('Ascension'), I wrote my own release, pouring (among other things) my frustration with the delays into the design. Lord Finnish is based on the bombastic style of my friend Matt Heck, the Zog doll is my friend Zach Archer (he really did say most of those things in real life), and the 'About the Author' screenshot is my friend Kathleen. The OS X port was done by my friend Alex Eddy
, and has an easter egg in it that you simply must see - hold down CTRL and type EGGS while playing the game.