Summary
Ugh.
The Good
Still looking.
The Bad
Well what can I say, some games make you cry out loud they are so bad, but you can't even do that at Xenophage. I felt sorry for it, from the control scheme that never wanted to work, to the laughable sound and music, to the graphics that make you think a three-year-old did the modeling for the game. Shame on anyone that would put their name on this pile of dung heap.
The Bottom Line
Just say no to Xenophage.