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The hero is instructed
You are attacked by giant butterflies...
...and undead people. Equal opportunities, no discrimination... human rights and all...
Yup, exactly. That's where it all ends - in Heaven. That's how every Kinpukurin Game Over screen looks like
I wandered off and was attacked by angry birds
I saw a beautiful castle and was attacked by a pixie
RPG rule #2: you can't enter this location yet. You just can't. Why? Dunno. I only know you CAN'T
Even in villages, you are attacked by people! Dude... a little bit rest, maybe? A friendly conversation about God and the world over a bottle of vodka? No?..
I went to the mountains, and guess what? I was ATTACKED. By spiders, too. I hope PETA won't mind my further actions
I decided to swim a bit in the cold ocean. Guess what happened? Right. I was ATTACKED. By snakes, this time. Reptiles of all countries, unite, this kind of thing
I entered a dungeon. It was dark. Maria didn't say a word during this entire humiliating journey
In the dungeon, we met a mage and an assassin. They offered us some tea with salmon roe sandwiches. Err... Not really. Actually they ATTACKED us...
Another dungeon, another color... we lit a lamp. How cozy
Wow! In this dungeon we met an identical mage, an identical assassin, and an exciting new friend - a giant rat. Wow... Life is so... full of twists
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