Wario World Ad Blurbs (GameCube)
Advertising Blurbs"Nintendo Winter 2002" promotional booklet:
Sometimes, it's good to be bad.In Wario World for the Nintendo GameCube, take control of everyone's favorite misunderstood anti-hero, Wario, on his most ambitious quest yet. It all starts in the basement of Wario's mansion, where his treasure hoard of jewels rests, just waiting to be picked up again by his greedy hands. Little does the dastardly Wario know however, that his treasure has been swallowed up into another dimension! In order to get back the precious loot that wrongfully belongs to him, Wario will have to brave a world full of monsters, traps, and puzzles that would deter most other plumbers-turned-villains.
Contributed by Joshua J. Slone (4616) on Feb 25, 2006.
READY TO RUMBLE WITH WARIO?
You'd BETTER be ready, punk! Some evil jewel transformed all of my treasure into monsters, and not I gotta go to this weird world and beat it out of 'em! There are plenty of goons waiting for a shot at old Wario, but don't worry about me, baby - I'm ready to brawl! I'll be throwing punches, charging through crowds, and piledriving ugly mugs right and left. What you gotta worry about is keeping me alive. Can you handle that, or do I have to give you a knuckle sandwich too?
BATTLE AN ENDLESS TIDE OF WEIRD ENEMIES WITH OVER-THE-TOP MOVES!
PUMMEL HUGE BOSSES AS YOU SCOUR GIGANTIC WORLDS FOR TREASURE.
ENTER BIZARRE DIMENSIONS WHERE YOU'LL HAVE TO JUMP FOR JEWELS!
TRANSFER A SAMPLING OF WARIOWARE, INC.: MEGA MICROGAME & TO YOUR GAME BOY ADVANCE
Contributed by Corn Popper (69260) on Aug 13, 2004.