Krusty's Fun House Ad Blurbs (Genesis)
Advertising Blurbsmagazine advertisement (US):
ON NES(tm), SNES(tm) & GENESIS!
"TRAP MASTER" BART SOCKS IT TO THE RAMPANT RODENTS
LEAD THE SAW-TOOTHED VERMIN TO BE KRUSTERIZED
IT'S CHAOS IN KRUSTYLAND -- RATS HAVE INVADED THE FUN HOUSE!
Hey, kids! Help out your old pal Krusty the Clown! Rats have invaded my official Krusty's Fun House! The little varmints are everywhere! I need you to lead the filthy rodents to traps guarded by my loyal cadets, Bart & Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, and Corporal Punishment. Then we blow 'em up! We laser-blast 'em. We _Krusterize_ the little stinkers!!! Hoo boy! Making Krusty's Fun House vermin-free is not a pretty task, kiddy cadets -- but someone's gotta' do it!
(Source: inside front cover of "Superman" issue 69, July 1992)
Contributed by Pseudo_Intellectual (45643) on Mar 04, 2008.