Summary
Shamefully fun.
The Good
It was rather fun and simple. You start out with "Smooth Criminal" in the background upon entering a nightclub. Then you start killing generic Henchmen of Mr. Big. He he, what a stupid asinine name! Ha ha! Oh, yeah. Each of the 5 levels have 3 stages, at the end of each stage is a "Major mayhem" challenge (read boss challenge) and at the end of each level is a tougher one. I think they were desperate when you had to battle an evil white doberman master in level 2. (City streets). Then you go to some weird caverns to kill (?) some zombies. Level 4 finds you in a cavern where you can get stuck in webs, ugh. But this level actually implies puzzlemaker elements, as you must find a pattern of doors to find the brats. Then you go into a laboratory with telepads, then you go into space and try to kill Mr. Big. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bad
Considering the Micheal Jackson child molestation case or whatever I'm surprised that this game hasn't been outlawed.
The Bottom Line
You'll be ashamed to like it like me.
