I'm one of the biggest beat 'em up fans there is, but I couldn't help but get the feeling that there's something missing from this game. As arcade conversions go, Two Crude Dudes is great - it's an extremely close rendition of Data East's Crudebusters coin-op. There's all manner of violence-related tomfoolery here, with loads of people to beat up in a variety of hilarious ways (chucking around the various poles, traffic lights and automobiles is great laugh!). The graphic are okay, and the sound is acceptable, but Two Crude Dudes just didn't really impress me. Perhaps it's because there are too many continues. I got to the last level on my first go. Maybe it's the fact that the mutants (and that includes the bosses) seem to have little character or intelligence. I think that die-hard beat 'em up fans shall enjoy this quite a bit, while others will only be mildly impressed.