So have I made my point clearly enough? This game sucks. The biggest joke is at the expense of the hapless player, who very soon begins to think that “Sputnik the Bowl Weevil” would indeed be preferable to this game. It certainly had me imagining my own game where I played a tapeworm who lived in the colon of the games designers, my goal would be to crawl up their insides and wrap myself around their hearts and squeeze until they were dead. Then escape by chewing my way out through their left ear. For that is how vengeful this rotten, vile, turgid piece of software has made me feel towards the cynical cash in merchants who churned this out and besmirched the memory of one to the 20th century's finest films.

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Category	Description	MobyScore
AI	How smart (or dumb) you perceive the game's artificial intelligence to be	1.8
Gameplay	How well the game mechanics work (player controls, game action, interface, etc.)	1.5
Graphics	The quality of the art, or the quality/speed of the drawing routines	2.2
Personal Slant	How much you personally like the game, regardless of other attributes	1.2
Sound / Music	The quality of the sound effects and/or music composition	2.0
Story / Presentation	The main creative ideas in the game and how well they're executed	1.2
Overall MobyScore (4 votes)		1.7