Growl Ad Blurbs
Advertising BlurbsU.S. print ad:
The call of the wild has been heard! Pestilent poachers are hunting our wildlife and driving it to extinction. Don't just sit there! Grab your jungle garb and start kicking tail! These guys are serious and it's a real zoo out there.
These cruel crooks have tons of elephants, gorillas, eagles, lions, and other animals locked up in cages facing cruel captivity. You have to fight fierce poachers and free the captured animals. The animals will help you against the poachers if you help them. Watch out though, the poachers will take your hide all the same! You will need fists of fury to pound out this group of goons. Be on the lookout for weapons you can take from your enemies, too. These can help equal overpowering odds.
If you are hoping to swing from vines in buckskin briefs, you are climbing up the wrong tree. You need to punch in and get to work. There's no time to waste. Put justice back in the jungle!
* Choose among four unique heroes
* Bruising hand-to-hand combat
* Venture through thick jungles and dark caves
Contributed by lugnut (359) on May 05, 2004.