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How to be a Complete Bastard

How to be a Complete Bastard Screenshots

Amstrad CPC version

Loading screen.
Title screen.
Let's go.
Walking around the house.

How to be a Complete Bastard Screenshots

Commodore 64 version

Title Screen
The so-called "Gameplay"

How to be a Complete Bastard Screenshots

ZX Spectrum version

Loading Screen
The game begins at a house where there are lots of people
You can search other peoples property for things to steal
The fridge contains an infinite supply of alcohol to help get you drunkometer up
Unfortunately drinking to much lager makes your weeometer rise so you have to visit the toilet upstairs
Searching the umbrella stand reveals an umbrella
Opening an umbrella indoors is very bad luck hence why you've turned into a cooker