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I am Jesus (Windows)

I am Jesus Windows Warning Screen! And they're not kidding!

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I am Jesus is a ballistics game similar to Scorched Earth, in which you control Jesus as he attempts to revenge himself on his disciples by killing them with spears. Doing so earns you points, called 'God's Love', which can be spent to heal, among other things. You are separated from your enemies by a giant stone penis in the center of the screen, which blocks the spears thrown by both Jesus and his enemies.

In story mode, it is required to kill the twelve disciples, together with their Roman bodyguards. In survival mode, you must simply kill an unending series of enemies. The game also provides a 'confess your sins' mode which allows new scenarios to be downloaded from the internet.

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I am Jesus Windows As you progress, enemies will be more numerous and have deadlier aim.
I am Jesus Windows Warning Screen! And they're not kidding!
I am Jesus Windows The Plot
I am Jesus Windows The game has many "expansions" dubbed "sins", downloadable from the official website. Here your opponent is the Holy See.

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Tracy Poff (1665) added I am Jesus (Windows) on Dec 31, 2007