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Kindergarten Killer (Browser)

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Description

This shooting gallery has the player's mouse controlling the shotgun of a disgruntled janitor through three levels of child-mulching carnage; the first level depicts a killing spree in the schoolyard, while the second features a gradual ascent through the floors of the school building to do combat with the principal, voiced by dialogue samples from Arnie movies. Finally, making an escape from the scene of the crime, the player must shoot out police cars and helicopters while involved in a high-speed chase. In addition to well-armed youth, members of the constabulary and a rollerskate-wearing Principal Schwarzenegger, the player can also shoot at periodic health and point bonuses appearing on screen.

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Kindergarten Killer Browser I don't know if this is more or less scary.
Kindergarten Killer Browser This one must be in grade 1 -- he's advanced to the gangsta grip technique!
Kindergarten Killer Browser Hasta la vista, baby.
Kindergarten Killer Browser Preparing for level 1.

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In the news! 22 Terok Nor (18347)
Dec 23, 2012

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Controversy

The game achieved notoriety when it was pulled from popular Finnish game portal lastenpelit.fi following Matti Saari's Sept 23rd, 2008 mass murder of 10 at his culinary school in Kauhajoki, partially in response to Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen's comments that "the Internet and YouTube forums...are not another planet. This is part of our world and we adults have the responsibility to check what is happening, and create borders and safety there."

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Pseudo_Intellectual (44454) added Kindergarten Killer (Browser) on Oct 07, 2008