Advertising Blurbs

U.S. print ad (Genesis):
    Top Ten reasons NOT to buy Tyrants

    10. Because I don't like lots of action and violence.

    9. Because why should I waste my time arming my men with everything from bows and arrows to nuclear missiles and flying saucers when a spitwad is my weapon of choice?

    8. Because I am a follower not a leader and I don't want to be the most powerful person in the world.

    7. Because I don't like games that offer months and months of game play.

    6. Because the idea of traveling through time and conquering nine worlds merely tires me out.

    5. Because I do not have a loin cloth fetish. Really.

    4. Because I prefer wimpy cartridges that don't have 4 megs of digitized speech.

    3. Because I don't like crossing swords with devious, conniving opponents all ready to step on my baby toes.

    2. Because I prefer blowing $59.99 on a cartridge that's all talk, hype and no action.

    1. Because I am not worthy of an adventurous resource management game that makes other carts look like girlie toys.


    Contributed by lugnut (383) on May 12, 2004.