Uh-oh. I knew I should have ordered that 'Famous Adventurer's Correspondence School' guide to oriental languages...
Try, try, try to understand... he's a magic man.
And let me guide you to the purple pants.
Japanese messages / English subtitles
English messages / Japanese subtitles
Oh... 'EYE' see what you did there.
"Eh? Let me tell you about the time I mistook the can of green spray paint for shaving cream..."
The graffiti problem in this town is getting WAY out of hand...