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A quiet little village Lupany is frightened by the sudden disappearance of two local citizens. The investigation of the kidnapping is entrusted to the local cop Pankrác, who is everything but a proper law enforcer. The player controls (in most situations, since the protagonist is prone to outbursts of rage during which his eyes glow red and shoots, whether it's a fish tank or hobo) the Cop on his three day quest. Little does he know how is the case connected to his family... Featuring Lara Croft's sister.

This wacky point-and-click adventure game features several notable Czech voice actors and was rated 18+ during its initial release. For a short period of time in late 2005 it was released for free.

The long title is play on saying "Honesty is the best policy", but actually saying something like "Honesty is the best policy to die sooner".


Polda aneb S poctivostí nejdřív pojdeš Windows At the police station. Notice the picture on the wall - it's a drawing of Václav Havel, former Czech president.
Polda aneb S poctivostí nejdřív pojdeš Windows Intro, part 2 - local TV station informs about the kidnapping.
Polda aneb S poctivostí nejdřív pojdeš Windows Intro - meet John the Innkeeper and his sister, Mary. Or should I write Hans and Greta? They have strange feeling... few seconds later, the kidnapping takes place. It looks much better in motion.
Polda aneb S poctivostí nejdřív pojdeš Windows New game - Pankrác the Cop isn't feeling well... the meal wasn't very good, apparently..

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Critic Reviews Windows Nov 08, 2005 97 out of 100 97 Windows Nov 04, 2005 93 out of 100 93
GamesPort DOS Jan 14, 2004 85 out of 100 85
Bonusweb DOS Jul 10, 2001 6 out of 10 60


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