Postal²

Tons of difficulty modes give you an almost perfect game.

Welcome to Paradise.

This is Postal Dude's luxurious home. No, not really. No wonder he goes postal.

Gary Coleman? That's reason enough to buy it!

Damn that dog. Is there enough of it?

Your map is automatically marked and updated, and shows your current errands.

I don't think attacking her would be the wisest choice.

See? Now I'm in jail.

Postal Dude just looks like a badass.

These signs appear when your about to enter an area that needs to load.

What an encouraging billboard.

Running With Scissors; not only the developer, but my work place.

Protesters. Gotta hate 'em.

He just fired me, yet he still attacks the cop for me. Gotta love your friends.

Wow, the shovel is pretty powerful. Took that protester's head off.

Gasoline + body + match = tasty!

Geez, what did this guy eat?

Gotta buy some milk.

I could kill her and move to the front, but I'll be nice.

This is one line I will NOT wait in.

Using a cat as a silencer. Isn't that delightfully evil?

All that killing caused me to have an accident. Oops!

The vault! Victory is mine!

Wow. The shovel REALLY is a powerful weapon. Serves those cops right.

The easiest way to extinguish yourself; pee on the ceiling, and let it fall back on you. Fire out!

Committing suicide is fun; you hold a grenade a tad too long.

The bank is being robbed! Should I kill them or help them?

Give a dog a bone. Well, a few bones, and they will protect you.

I think somebody really should start a petition like that.

A marching band! Must..resist...urge...to...launch...rocket...