Written by  :  Weston Sharpensteen (32)
Written on  :  Dec 17, 2011
Platform  :  PlayStation 2
Rating  :  0.86 Stars0.86 Stars0.86 Stars0.86 Stars0.86 Stars

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Crash is RUINED!!!!

The Good

Hmm... let's see....uhhh..... Well, the music is pretty cool.

The Bad

The graphics are WORSE then the previous Crash games. EVERYTHING is blocky and stupid looking. The character looks are so ugly! Aku Aku is some monkey looking thing, Cortex looks like a terrorist, and Crash looks like some gay weasel. Jokes are common, and NOT funny. Coco has the same actress as JIMMY NEUTRON. WHAT???? She is annoying and wont stop talking. That's the same for all the other characters too. Crash makes these stupid mumbles for some reason. WHY???? The gameplay is just terrible. This is what really kills the game. Instead of fighting bad guys on his own, many times, Crash needs to "jack" mutants to defeat some bad guys and most bosses. What happened to just spinning? Speaking of spinning, Crash gets dizzy when he spins too long. He's just getting old I guess. Instead of collecting fruit, Crash has to collect "mojo". There is also this retarded combo system.

The Bottom Line

Wow. Just wow. Radical and Sierra really killed Crash. This game is bad. Where is Crash anyways? This game was made in 2007, so whats the deal? I want a new Crash game!

Mega Man is dead. Spyro has that Skylanders game. Rayman has origins. Sonic has generations. Mario has a galaxy. Where's Crash?