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View Mode: threaded | watch thread I bought this. Gamestop had it on sale for five bucks. And just from the intro, I felt dirty. I mean, Jesus Habeas Christus, this is almost Dead or Alive-ish in gratuitous boob bouncing!I thought I'd let the board know that playing this made me feel dirty. That is all. You may proceed. ![]() Kitsune Sniper Wrote:
I mean, Jesus Habeas Christus, this is almost Dead or Alive-ish in gratuitous boob bouncing!
< spam> Wanna see boob bouncing? Check BloodRayne. < /spam> ![]() Kitsune Sniper Wrote:
I bought this. Gamestop had it on sale for five bucks. And just from the intro, I felt dirty. I mean, Jesus Habeas Christus, this is almost Dead or Alive-ish in gratuitous boob bouncing! I thought I'd let the board know that playing this made me feel dirty. That is all. You may proceed. I'll bet you kept playing it, though! :-) ![]() DJP Mom Wrote:
I'll bet you kept playing it, though! :-)
DJP Mom delivers further proofs of her wisdom by demonstrating deep understanding and insight into the mind of a man :-/ I kept playing it until I realized whoever decided to make it so you have to fight an entire storyline before being able to save is an evil bastard.Instead, I popped in King of Fighters 2006 (Maximum Impact 2). At least that has gratuitous boob bouncing AND plays great. :p playing this made me feel dirty.Dude, from the looks of things, just owning it should make you feel dirty. Did you have to take it home from the store in a plain brown paper bag? just owning it should make you feel dirty/me feigns ignorance of harder-core products such as Battle Raper and Ringout: Pro Les-Ring. ![]() Pseudo_Intellectual Wrote:
playing this made me feel dirty. Dude, from the looks of things, just owning it should make you feel dirty. Did you have to take it home from the store in a plain brown paper bag? Exactly. Surely you bought the game at least partly because it looked sexy? I'm sure you didn't look at this with the cold, clinical eye of a person who simply wanted to find the ultimate, well-balanced fighting game? You must've thought 'Mmm, those polygonal girls look pretty hot!" It's a natural human response. I think the same thing when I see a sexy, scantily-clad female figure! Still, maybe you weren't quite prepared for the 'realistic breast physics' :) He he! Maybe a Gamestop spammer has hijacked Kitsune's image, and even as we speak, hordes of Moby-lurking men are storming their local Gamestop stores looking for Rumble Roses!
I bought it because it was five bucks! I didn't think it would be so bad! I swear! ;_;
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