Smash T.V. Ad Blurbs
Advertising BlurbsAdvert in Commodore Format (Issue 13 Oct 91 Back Page) – UK:
OF THE FUTURE
Contributed by FatherJack (58479) on Jan 18, 2015.
THE COIN-OP GAME OF THE YEAR IS NOW THE MOST ACTION-PACKED NES(tm) GAME OF ALL TIME!
Congratulations! You're the next lucky contestant on the game show with the ultimate in prizes... YOUR LIFE! Sorry, no mindless blondes spinning wheels here. Just deadly action, flying shrapnel, and total carnage -- all in front of a live studio audience! Instead of picking vowels, you pick 6 futuristic weapons like triple photon lasers and lethal plasma grenades. And the 2 controller action gives you 360 degree arcade firepower.
Sure, you can win toasters and microwaves... after you defeat hordes of cyborg mutants, power orbs and the 30-ton Mutoid Man! Any wonder this show's #1 in the ratings?
LIGHTS! CAMERA! 360 NON-STOP ACTION!
MORE ON SCREEN ENEMIES THAN ANY OTHER NES GAME!
"EAT MY SHRAPNEL!" IN OVER 45 ENEMY-FILLED STUDIO BATTLEGROUNDS!
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD MUTOID MAN... TOO LATE!
(Source: back cover of D.C.'s "Silver Age Classics: House of Secrets", 1992.)
Contributed by Pseudo_Intellectual (53182) on Mar 03, 2008.