User Review: Wolfenstein 3D by id Software (1992)
Recklessly smashing up ghosts and private property.
I guess he was shopping for his girlfriend?
It's so tragic when someone dies before completing finals.
Toki wo tomare!
Eeeeew, ghost sperm.
Giant zombie hands have infested this train like rats.
Time to show this ectoplasmic scum ball how we do things downtown.
Zapping the boss with an electricity upgrade.
Still have a long way to go.
Between mission chat with your employees.
Reiko changes clothes between each case, which possibly makes her the most hygiene conscious character in video game history.
Eat wave upgrade you mildly menacing amphibian!
I can think of few things more terrifying than giant ghost-children that pummel you with ghost-dolls.
Case 3 sees Reiko shrunk down to doll size.
Dodging deadly decorum.
Absorbing falling junk with a scroll spell.
Case's 3's boss will shake fleas out of his hair to attack you. This is literally the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in a 16-bit game.
A sentient banana bunch that throws boomerang bananas at you. Some days I really wonder about Japanese mythology.
Oh, hey Meiko. Did I wake you?
Ack! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This ghost dog charges you and splits off illusionary doubles.
Awww, who's a cute widdle puppy?
Time to get my teenage witch on.
Hmmm, bone dragons and student witches. I wonder who the boss of this level will be?
Pete here either flies in from off screen and tackles you, spins into a tornado and tackles you, or shoots bats at you.
You ever have one of those days where it feels like everything is out to get you?
Okinu, I don't know what that is, but I think you should put it back where you found it.
All of my childhood fears have come to life at once.
Beset on all sides by bunny girls.
I like what you've done with the place.
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