Lord have mercy. I’m sure this game sounded like a great idea in the conceptual planning meetings. You know, a surfing game with a unique surfboard controller, filled with hot babes and some kooky alien characters. Bitchin’, dude! Unfortunately, the gameplay rides a tsunami of sewage and crashes into a cesspool of tepid seagull scat. The surfboard peripheral doesn’t help overcome the horribly tuned turning mechanics. Also, the trick system is nearly impossible to master, if in fact there’s anything to master at all. Even worse, it’s possible to win the game without doing any tricks at all. All you have to do is tame the lame physics, stay on your board, and collect weird globe objects for points. After 15 minutes, I ripped the tiny surfboard off my controller and began using it to saw at my wrists, begging for sweet oblivion. If you are suffering from depression, please stay away from this game. There is something to live for, kids.