Windows

Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back

Description

Okay, I'm not even going to go over the pretense of a plot that the game has (read the Advertising Blurb for that), but, similar to Lula - The Sexy Empire, this game sort of comes in three parts.

The game starts, and occasionally puts you back, in a point-and-click adventure mode. Wander around. Use A with B. That kinda thing.

Secondly, once you get your spaceship, you do a bit of travelling about, bouncing from planet to planet, trading resources and managing your own 'business'. This is the main part of the game.

Thirdly, occasionally Pirates will try to attack your ship whilst you're en-route somewhere. To be honest, as long as you've got at least one mediocre gunner and mediocre guns you never need put yourself in the firing seat. In fact, you can quite easily go the whole game without entering the 3D view at all - a flaw perhaps...

In addition to this, there's chances of seeing lots of cut-scenes, half of which are moderately 'interesting'.

Do pay attention when you get close to the end of the game, by the way - You can quite easily finish without realising it...

Alternate Titles

• "Lula The Sexy Empire 2" -- Informal Name
• "Lula: Pimperator Contre Attaque" -- French Title

Part of the Following Groups

• Lula games
• Politically incorrect game titles
• Wet Attack series

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The Press Says

Jeuxvideo.com	Mar 08, 2000	7 out of 20	35
GameStar (Germany)	Jul, 1999	20 out of 100	20
PC Zone	Aug 13, 2001	2 out of 10	20

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Trivia

In the German gaming magazine PC Player (issue 01/2000) Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back received a special award as the "Most Unerotic Game in 1999".