Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back is a follow-up to Lula: The Sexy Empire. The main character searches for Lula, who is lost in space. On board the spaceship "The Tit" the protagonist must explore faraway planets and gather information concerning Lula's whereabouts.

The game is primarily a managerial simulation with light space trading and combat elements. The player navigates the ship between planets, transporting cargo for money. Hiring a crew is also essential; since crew members are all female, the player character must either sexually satisfy them by himself, or hire gigolos to do the job. The ship can be upgraded: engines, guns, shields, spy satellites can be purchased or found. While docking at a planet, the ship turns into a brothel, which the player has to manage in order to keep virtual customers happy.


Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back Windows Rooms for the girls...
Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back Windows Purchase new bits for your ship
Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back Windows External Nebula and Moon visuals
Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back Windows Kill those evil Space Pirates

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Alternate Titles

  • "Lula The Sexy Empire 2" -- Informal Name
  • "Lula: Pimperator Contre Attaque" -- French Title

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Critic Reviews

Power Play Jun, 1999 72 out of 100 72
PC Joker Jun, 1999 71 out of 100 71
spieletipps Jul 05, 1999 70 out of 100 70
Gamereactor (Denmark) Feb 02, 2000 7 out of 10 70
PC Games (Germany) Jul, 1999 52 out of 100 52 1999 40 out of 100 40 Mar 08, 2000 7 out of 20 35
PC Player (Germany) Jul, 1999 32 out of 100 32
PC Zone Aug 13, 2001 2 out of 10 20
GameStar (Germany) Jul, 1999 20 out of 100 20


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Kic'N (4204) added Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back (Windows) on Feb 21, 2001