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A long, long list of games to choose from (all to the soothing strains of "The Girl From Ipanema")

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Alternately, you can sort by genre keywords. (Only one game about bazoombas? I want my money back!)

Information about Air/Sea Giraffe

Air/Sea Giraffe title screen

Air/Sea Giraffe: approaching a bonus pig

Air/Sea Giraffe: the giraffe is diminuitive, wounded

Air/Sea Giraffe: launching a flower up at a bug

Air/Sea Giraffe: Game over, final score.

Information about ALIEN FIGHTER 2000

ALIEN FIGHTER 2000: Title screen

ALIEN FIGHTER 2000: Here come the aliens

ALIEN FIGHTER 2000: They shoot at me, I shoot at them

Information about Allard Quest

Allard Quest title screen

Allard Quest: level start

Allard Quest: avoiding an enemy

Allard Quest: shooting eye-beams

Allard Quest: game over!

Information about Arrow Arrow Revolution

Arrow Arrow Revolution: quick, counter the right arrow with a left of your own!

Arrow Arrow Revolution: game over

Information about Arrows

Arrows instructions

Arrows: This castaway is about to indicate a direction to press

Arrows: you lost a man!

Arrows: you successfully repeated the drirection indicated!

Arrows: game over!

Information about Banana Space Adventure

Banana Space Adventure title screen

Banana Space Adventure: In space, adventuring with your banana

Banana Space Adventure: game over

Information about Battle Chess Deluxe Kasparov-bot Edition

Battle Chess Deluxe Kasparov-bot Edition instructions

Battle Chess Deluxe Kasparov-bot Edition start screen

Battle Chess Deluxe Kasparov-bot Edition game completion!

Information about Bike Adventure!

Bike Adventure! title screen

Bike Adventure! starting location

Bike Adventure! jumping

Bike Adventure! navigation between two enemies

Bike Adventure!: Game over!

Information about blockvaders

blockvaders starting screen

blockvaders: shooting a series of bullets up, dispersing an enemy

He got me! Game over!

Information about breastpong

breastpong title screen

breastpong: here are some breasts

breastpong: bouncing the breasts off the paddle.

breastpong: game over!

Information about Butt Pirate

Butt Pirate title screen

Butt Pirate play field

Butt Pirate game over screen

Information about Cat Golfing

Cat Golfing start screen

Cat Golfing: driving the cat into the basket

Cat Golfing completion!

Information about Click On A Chair Holy Crap Limited Edition

Click On A Chair Holy Crap Limited Edition start screen

Click On A Chair Holy Crap Limited Edition: many chairs have been clicked on

Click On A Chair Holy Crap Limited Edition: elevating the wrong chair out

Click On A Chair Holy Crap Limited Edition: elevating the right chair out!

Information about Clickity Clickit

Clickity Clickit title screen and instructions

Clickity Clickit: Clicketies and Clackities descend from the sky

Clickity Clickit: final score

Information about Climb King

Climb King start screen and instructions

Climb King: first level

Climb King: getting killed by a bullet

Climb King: successfully achieving the middle platform

Climb King: 2nd screen

Climb King: 3rd screen

Climb King: 4th screen

Information about Climb King Lite

Climb King Lite start screen

Climb King Lite looks easier than Climb King

Climb King Lite: taking the express route!

Information about Collect 100 Jems

Collect 100 Jems title screen

Collect 100 Jems: starting location

Collect 100 Jems: cleaning out the level!

Collect 100 Jems: level 2

Collect 100 Jems: level 3

Information about cosmicarkatamari

cosmicarkatamari instructions

cosmicarkatamari starting position

cosmicarkatamari: rolling up your ball

cosmicarkatamari: just one left!

cosmicarkatamari: success!

Information about Dave Halverson's Review Quest

Dave Halverson's Review Quest title screen

Dave Halverson's Review Quest: preparing to intercept review scores

Dave Halverson's Review Quest: eschewing the 8 (lower than 9) and missing an LSD-laced coffee-cup

Dave Halverson's Review Quest: enjoying ludicrous scores while the coffee is in effect

Dave Halverson's Review Quest: the coffee is about to run out

Dave Halverson's Review Quest: game over!

Information about defend the moon

defend the moon start screen

defend the moon: shooting bullets at bugs

defend the moon: game over!

Information about Dice Fighter

Dice Fighter: starting a bout

Dice Fighter: game over!

Information about Disco Party

Disco Party start screen

Disco Party starting location

To save you a half-hour: nothing happens when you get past 1000 touches of each colour. Feel my disappointment!

Information about Don't Hit the Spikes!

Don't Hit the Spikes! title screen

Don't Hit the Spikes! starting location

Don't Hit the Spikes! screen 2

Information about Don't Stop Believin'

Don't Stop Believin' playfield: food or Jesus?

Your faith ran out before your hunger did!

Your hunger ran out before your faith did!

Information on Drive A Bike

Drive A Bike title screen

Drive A Bike: as billed, driving a bike

Drive A Bike: avoiding obstacles

Drive A Bike: game over!

Information about Dueling Sandwiches

Dueling Sandwiches title screen

Dueling Sandwiches starting location

Dueling Sandwiches: almost powered up with all the bombs!

Dueling Sandwiches: Success!

Dueling Sandwiches: failure!

Information about Eat the Moon

Eat the Moon title screen

Eat the Moon gameplay

Eat the Moon: a startling reversal!

Eat the Moon: final score!

Information about Emotional Rollercoaster

Emotional Rollercoaster: starting a wild ride

Emotional Rollercoaster: at the end of your ride

Information about Endless Showdown

Endless Showdown instructions

Endless Showdown number-crunching

Endless Showdown: game over!

Information about Explodin' Shit

Explodin' Shit title screen

Explodin' Shit: more and more Elvises (Elvi?) take the screen

Explodin' Shit: about to die!

Explodin' Shit: game over!

Information about Extreme Calculator!!

Extreme Calculator!! gameplay, such as it is

Extreme Calculator!! success!

Information about Fight a Chicken

Fight a Chicken start screen

Fighting a Chicken

Fight a Chicken: you got your tail handed to you. Chicken!

Information about Fight A Duck With The Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis

Fight A Duck With The Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis title screen

Fight A Duck With The Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis: I must say, that penis is quite long indeed.

Fight A Duck With The Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis: failure!

Information about Fight a Parrot

Fight a Parrot title screen

Fighting a parrot

Fight a Parrot: game over!

Information about Finger Smashes

Finger Smashes start screen

Finger Smashes: smashing fingers, endlessly.

Information about Freestyle Box 2007

Freestyle Box 2007 title screen

Freestyle Box 2007 starting location

Freestyle Box 2007: grinding on a railing

Freestyle Box 2007: game over!

Information about Friday Night Radical Dream Date

Friday Night Radical Dream Date title screen

Friday Night Radical Dream Date gameplay

Friday Night Radical Dream Date: game over!

information about Ghost VS Truck

Ghost VS Truck start screen

Truck, meet ghosts.

More ghosts appear.

Ghost VS Truck: game over!

Information about Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers expropriated title screen

Go Go Power Rangers introduction

Go Go Power Rangers setting

Satisfied customers served!

Go Go Power Rangers: game over, sez Rita Repulsa!

Information about Happy Time Electro Sex

Happy Time Electro Sex title screen

Happy Time Electro Sex is really rocking now

Happy Time Electro Sex game over!

Information about Happy With Sad

Happy With Sad title screen

Happy With Sad game start

Happy With Sad in full swing

Happy With Sad: game over!

Information about Happy With Sad Turbo Deluxe

Happy With Sad Turbo Deluxe title screen

Happy With Sad Turbo Deluxe in progress

Happy With Sad Turbo Deluxe demonstrates its inconstant positioning of the two icons, making it Turboer and Deluxer.

Happy With Sad Turbo Deluxe game over!

Information about Help the Laser Wizard

Help the Laser Wizard start screen

Helping the Laser Wizard by collecting coins

Having foolishly stepped between the lasers, I can no longer help the wizard!

Information about here comes the judge

here comes the judge title screen

Fleeing the judge's projectiles of, uh, justice.

here comes the judge: game over!

Information about homeworld defense

homeworld defense: introduction

homeworld defense: setting the scene

homeworld defense: I've killed a bunch of them, but plenty of them have landed on my homeworld. An even tradeoff?

homeworld defense: game over!

Information about Hot Zeppelin History Stage

Hot Zeppelin History Stage title screen

Hot Zeppelin History Stage in progress

Information about House Centipede Fun

House Centipede Fun underway

House Centipede Fun: game over

Information about Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG title screen

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG introduction

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG overland map

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG battle announcement

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG battling... not entirely unlike Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG: succeeding on the field of battle!

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG: developing your character

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG: investigating intriguing map locations

Hungry Hedgehogs MMORPG: The plot thickens!

Information about Juggling Forever

Juggling Forever title screen

Juggling one ball... Forever

Juggling Forever: game over!

Information about Keys Keys Keys

Keys Keys Keys title screen

Keys Keys Keys: collect the keys to unlock the doors

Keys Keys Keys: level 2

Keys Keys Keys: level 3

Keys Keys Keys: level 4 -- now the tables are turned!

Keys Keys Keys: success!

Information about Kick the Habbit (you addict!)

Kick the Habbit (you addict!) title screen

Kick the Habbit (you addict!): first level

Kick the Habbit: level completion!

Kick the Habbit (you addict!): believe it or not, this is winning the game!

Information about Kick the Hobbit

Kick the Hobbit title screen

Kick the Hobbit: hobbit kicking

Kick the Hobbit: game over!

Information about Kicking the Hobbit 2: Hobbit Season

Kicking the Hobbit 2: Hobbit Season title screen

Kicking the Hobbit 2: Hobbit Season gameplay example

Kicking the Hobbit 2: Hobbit Season -- game over!

Information about Kill Yourself

Kill Yourself: starting the game with a clean playboard

Kill Yourself: working up to a strong slate of self-mutilation

Kill Yourself: again, surprisingly, this denotes game success!

Information about Krakozyabry

Krakozyabry game start

Krakozyabry - shooting lizards, racking up points

Krakozyabry: game over!

Information about LASER LAND

LASER LAND title screen

LASER LAND introduction

LASER LAND first level

LASER LAND is a whole other game once the lasers start firing

LASER LAND: game over!

LASER LAND nag screen.

Information about Le parapluie perdu

Le parapluie perdu haunts its town

Le parapluie perdu: succès!

Information about MegaMoon

MegaMoon title screen

MegaMoon information

MegaMoon: defending the moon from the dastardly earthlings

MegaMoon: firing your vampiric missile

MegaMoon stage 2

MegaMoon bonus round instructions

MegaMoon: Meteor vs Earth

MegaMoon: About to finish off those lousy earthlings once and for all!

MegaMoon: success!

Information about Metal Axe Warriors

Metal Axe Warriors title screen

Metal Axe Warriors introduction

Metal Axe Warriors level start

Metal Axe Warriors combat

Metal Axe Warriors: game over!

Information on Money, Power, Sex, Fame

Money, Power, Sex, Fame: background

Money, Power, Sex, Fame: icons representing each goal bounce around

Money, Power, Sex, Fame: game over!

Information about Moon Giraffe

Moon iraffe title screen

Moon Giraffe round in progress

Moon Giraffe: game over!

Information about Nitro Time Rock and Roll

Nitro Time Rock and Roll title screen

Nitro Time Rock and Roll level start

Nitro Time Rock and Roll: shooting off nitro rock!

Nitro Time Rock and Roll: game over!

Information about Not Even Remotely Original

Not Even Remotely Original: what? who's there?

Not Even Remotely Original: wait! Shoot him!

Information about nudge

nudge: healthy on the gameboard

nudge: out of life!

Information about Outrun the Ball

Outrun the Ball start screen

Outrun the Ball: level 1

Outrun the Ball: level 2, in the rain

Outrun the Ball: level 3

Outrun the Ball: level 4

Information about Piano Command

Piano Command title screen

Piano Command gameplay, bouncing Jupiter off a baby grand.

Information about Piano Tutor

Piano Tutor game start

Piano Tutor will teach you what the notes are

Piano Tutor has unorthodox names for some notes

Piano Tutor features extremely unusual notes for the higher register

Information about Pick Up The Phone And Die

Pick Up The Phone And Die scenario

Pick Up The Phone And Die: you picked up the phone, and you died.

Information about Pie Boy

Pie Boy title screen

Pie Boy gameplay

Pie Boy: game over!

Information about Pizza VS Circle

Pizza VS Circle

Information about Platform Builder

Platform Builder initial state -- relatively platformless

Platform Builder builds more platforms.

Information about Possummer

Possummer title screen

Possummer first level

Possummer next level (looks much like the first)

Possummer really flies by

Possummer triumph!

Information about PREGGERS!

PREGGERS! introduction

PREGGERS! on the easiest dificulty level -- one egg, one sperm.

PREGGERS! gets a lot trickier with this many sperm to avoid.

Information about Qinut

Qinut start screen

Qinut strives toward liberty

Qinut dosen't make it

Information about Race Car!

Race Car! title screen

Race Car! gets off with a race!

Race Car! is really slanted toward making things easy for the computer car.

Race Car!: game over!

Information about RAINGEL

RAINGEL title screen

RAINGEL leaves rainbow trails in her wake.

RAINGEL game over!

Information about Sad Old Man

Sad Old Man title screen

Sad Old Man doesn't appreciate level 1

Sad Old Man doesn't appreciate level 2

Sad Old Man doesn't appreciate level 3

Sad Old Man sees something new: an end to his sadness!

It's the end of Sad Old Man!

Information about Shakespeare Shakespeare Revolution

Shakespeare Shakespeare Revolution title screen

Shakespeare Shakespeare Revolution starts off easy

Shakespeare Shakespeare Revolution rewards you with views of the Bard's cool face as your progress advances

Information about Sideways Man Adventures

Sideways Man Adventures start screen

Sideways Man Adventures gameplay

Sideways Man Adventures: game over!

Information about Sky Is Falling

Sky Is Falling title screen

Sky Is Falling gameplay

Sky Is Falling ends after the sky falls.

Information about Slide Puzzle Insanity

Slide Puzzle Insanity start screen

Slide Puzzle Insanity level 1

Slide Puzzle Insanity demands more refined movements to get all characters into the goal.

Slide Puzzle Insanity level 2

Slide Puzzle Insanity level 3

Slide Puzzle Insanity level 4

Slide Puzzle Insanity level 5

Slide Puzzle Insanity about to conclude!

Slide Puzzle Insanity: success!

Information about Slide Puzzle Insanity: Special Edition

Slide Puzzle Insanity: Special Edition start screen

Information about Slide Puzzle Madness

Slide Puzzle Madness start screen

Slide Puzzle Madness first level

Slide Puzzle Madness 2nd level

Slide Puzzle Madness 3rd level

Slide Puzzle Madness 4th level

Slide Puzzle Madness 5th level

Slide Puzzle Madness completion!

Information about Slow Race

Slow Race: and they're off!

Slow Race: gee whiz, the opponent IS slow!

Slow Race: failure. I was too fast!

Slow Race: this time I'll be even slower!

Slow Race: success!

Information about Spank Your Pussy

Spank Your Pussy title screen

Spank Your Pussy: the pussy doesn't enjoy being spanked.

Spank Your Pussy: unspanked pussy.

Spank Your Pussy: game over!

Information about Spindizzy

Spindizzy gameply

Spindizzy game over!

Information about Staircase!

Staircase! start screen

Staircase!'s staircase

Staircase!: game over!

Information about Super Slow Motion Asteroid Runner

Super Slow Motion Asteroid Runner title screen

Super Slow Motion Asteroid Runner game start -- where are all the asteroids?

Super Slow Motion Asteroid Runner delivers super asteroids in super slow motion.

Super Slow Motion Asteroid Runner: game over!

Information about Swordquest: Horseworld

Swordquest: Horseworld title screen

Swordquest: Horseworld gameplay

Information about This Game Stars My Penis

This Game Stars My Penis title screen, starring... his penis.

This Game Stars My Penis level 1

This Game Stars My Penis features a projectile it's better not to think about.

This Game Stars My Penis level 2

This Game Stars My Penis level 3

This Game Stars My Penis completion! Now let's move along from his penis.

Information about This Is The Last Goddamn Game I'm Making: Fuck You

This Is The Last Goddamn Game I'm Making: Fuck You title screen

This Is The Last Goddamn Game I'm Making: Fuck You gameplay seems straightforward enough

This Is The Last Goddamn Game I'm Making: Fuck You: then everything goes horribly wrong

Information about Tiny Dancer

Tiny Dancer start

Tiny Dancer completion!

Information about Too Many Cheerios

Too Many Cheerios title screen

Too Many Cheerios reveals yes, an overabundance of cheerios.

Too Many Cheerios: game over!

Information about Triangle Crosser

Triangle Crosser start screen

Triangle Crosser gameplay in thrilling progress.

Information about Truck VS Ghost

Truck VS Ghost title screen

Truck VS Ghost: truck, meet ghosts.

Truck VS Ghost: game over!

Information about Ukulele Master

Ukulele Master title screen

Ukulele Master: the master and the record company exec

Ukulele Master: get that album!

Ukulele Master: game over

Information on Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge

Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge title screen

Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge instructions

Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge background

Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge: winding up for the fighting

Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge: here's the violence!

Violent Fighting: Ogre King Challenge: game over

Information about Walk You Home Tonight

Walk You Home Tonight title screen

Walk You Home Tonight start

Walk You Home Tonight: If only I could be a fly on that wall!

Walk You Home Tonight: success!

Information about WHAT THE HECK DO I DO?

WHAT THE HECK DO I DO? title screen.

Information about You Have A Hangover

You Have A Hangover starting puzzle

You Have A Hangover: next objective!

You Have A Hangover: success!

Information about You Have A Hangover 2 - Superbowl

You Have A Hangover 2 - Superbowl title screen

You Have A Hangover 2 - Superbowl gameplay

You Have A Hangover 2 - Superbowl: conversation tree!

You Have A Hangover 2 - Superbowl: game over!

Information about Zeppelin Space Adventure

Zeppelin Space Adventure title screen

Zeppelin Space Adventure: a camel in space? That's quite an adventure indeed!

Zeppelin Space Adventure: the plot thickens

Zeppelin Space Adventure: next level!

Zeppelin Space Adventure: game over!

Information about Zombie in Space!

Zombie in Space! title screen.

Zombie in Space!: you cannot deny that this zombie is in space.

Information about 100 Robots

100 Robots start screen

100 Robots: first there are indeed 100 robots.

100 Robots: eventually they collide and winnow their numbers down.

100 Robots: Success! And thanks for working through all these games!

Super Corporate Executive Quest II HD Turbo Remix Deluxe: Return to Lord Skullington's Castle (phew!) title screen

SCEQ2HDTRD:RTLSC background

SCEQ2HDTRD:RTLSC: Level 1

SCEQ2HDTRD:RTLSC: Level 2

Jump as you've never jumped that desk before!

SCEQ2HDTRD:RTLSC: Level 3

SCEQ2HDTRD:RTLSC: Game over!