Alcatraz: Prison Escape (Windows)

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Category Description User Score
Acting The quality of the actors' performances in the game (including voice acting). 2.2
AI How smart (or dumb) you perceive the game's artificial intelligence to be 1.8
Gameplay How well the game mechanics work (player controls, game action, interface, etc.) 1.6
Graphics The quality of the art, or the quality/speed of the drawing routines 2.2
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Overall User Score (5 votes) 2.2

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Alcatraz: Prison Escape is a short, ugly, boring first-person sneaking game that would at least be sort of average in its awfulness if it were satisfied with being just short, ugly, and boring. Instead, as Alcatraz rolled off the assembly line, someone at the budget game factory added a thick topcoat of bugs. There are game-killing bugs, bugs that are merely annoying, inexplicable events that we'll call bugs for lack of a better explanation--pretty much the entire species of computer-game bugs is included at no extra charge other than whatever you're asked to pay on top of the zero dollars that Alcatraz is worth.
Mesdames, Messieurs les éditeurs, c'est à vous que je m'adresse, aux êtres humains qui, j'en suis sûr ou presque, sont en vous. Cessez de mettre des choses pareilles sur le marché. Quand aux développeurs, je sais que l'art est difficile mais si vous n'êtes pas doués faut pas vous acharner. A moins que vous manquiez simplement de sous pour laisse libre court à votre talent ? Dans ce cas : prenez un boulot d'appoint mais ne nous faites plus ça ! En attendant, sachez que je vous hais. Je vous en remercie d'ailleurs car en ces temps frisquets, on supporte bien une petite haine.