The antihero, a homeless man named Anthony.
Even during a terrorist crisis, this man is washing a car.
Terrorists are bad, mmmkay?
One of the many pointless objectives.
Lots of escort and errand missions.
A giant hamburger being attacked by dogs. Go figure.
Picking up dog poo causes others to vomit when you approach. Why you'd carry dog poo is beyond me.
A damsel in distress kind of errand.
Only in America, where ambulances are equipped with gatling guns.
One of the loading screens.
At the end of every mission you have an overview.
Opponents of naughty language beware!
Squirrels talk to you. Yea-ep.
Gotta break up the fight to get through.
A dead cop with a shotgun. Time to steal!
This mascot beats on people with his sign.
The plot sounds good, but really is thin and drawn out.
Plane crash site, lots of toxic waste and ill people
There are dead people everywhere.