The Asskickers (Windows)

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The Asskickers is a satirical 2D beat-'em-up that can be played either in singleplayer or by two players, in co-op mode. The three possible player characters, described as ordinary citizens who decided to stand up and fight back against the corrupt financial and political elite, correspond to the balanced, fast and strong archetypes and are named Alex, Diane and Marcus, respectively.

The campaign consists of six levels filled with white-collar enemies and their henchmen and culminating with bosses. Once a boss is defeated, the player can literally kick or otherwise spank their ass repeatedly for massive bonus points, which may translate into additional lives.


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Gaming Nexus Aug 30, 2011 7 out of 10 70
Impulse Gamer Jul, 2011 5.5 out of 10 55 Aug 06, 2011 4 out of 10 40
Ironhammers Jul 29, 2011 2 out of 5 40
Gamernode Aug 10, 2011 2 out of 5 40
Da Gameboyz Jul 28, 2011 3 out of 10 30
ZTGameDomain Jul 28, 2011 3 out of 10 30
Destructoid Aug 09, 2011 2.5 out of 10 25
Gamers' Temple, The Nov 20, 2011 20 out of 100 20
Thunderbolt Games Sep 02, 2011 1 out of 10 10


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