Brain Dead 13 Ad Blurbs (Windows)
Advertising BlurbsBack of the Box - (Mac/US):
- Dr. Neurosis, the brains behind the operation
- Vivi, vamp extraordinaire
- Moose, big head, small mind
- Lance, at your service
- Fritz, armed and dangerous
A Hilarious Animated AdventureDeep inside the sinister castle, evil is brewing...
As Lance, computer repair genius, you're summoned to the castle of the disembodied brain, Dr. Nero Neurosis. You uncover the Brain's master plan...
Time is running out! Racing through the demented Doctor's twisted castle, you'll battle the ultimate mishaps of science: ...Moose...Vivi...and Fritz, the half-human half-pet of Dr. Neurosis.
But, if you're not quick enough to evade their attacks, you'll find yourself sliced, spiked, skinned, singed, smoked, shocked, squashed, squeezed, shaved, slugged, or worse!
Dying has never been this much fun!
"... this blows 'em away! The animation... wow!" - Die Hard Game Fan
"The artwork is outstanding... be prepared to be visually amused and intellectually challenged." - Computer Game Review
"... this eye-popping game has impressive animation and colorful graphics!" - EGM2
... the perfect merger between interactive gaming and goofy cartoon antics! ... Saturday morning cartoons will never look or feel the same after players are taken aback with this zany adventure." - Strategy Plus
"Braindead 13 is as enjoyable to watch as it is to play... Braindead 13 is the ideal game to add to any cartoon fanatic's game collection." - Electronic Gaming Monthly
Play Hard, Laugh Harder!
Contributed by Zeppin (8327) on May 27, 2009.
A hilarious ground-breaking interactive adventure that sets the new standard in animated cartoon action!
Interactivity so real you'll break a sweat just opening the box!
Contributed by karttu (4610) on Apr 25, 2005.
Deep in the bowels of the sinister castle, evil is brewing...
As Lance, the world's hippest computer repair guru, you're called to the mysterious castle of the disembodied brain, Dr. Nero Neurosis. You learn of the Doctor's master plan...
There's no turning back now! Race through the evil playground of the demented Doctor's twisted castle and battle the ultimate mishaps of science: Moose, Vivi, and Fritz, the half-human half-pet of Dr. Neurosis.
Contributed by Joseph P (8) on Jul 29, 2000.