Dragon Age: Origins
How is the sex in this game? Is there a minigame involved? Is it just about convincing someone to have it, then just watching? How much can you actually watch? What types of sex can you have? How many sexual positions are availabe?
Wait a sec, that was satire so subtle it went over my head. Somehow your user icon presented it with the equivalent of a straight face and a deadpan demeanor.
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Mobygames has been cybersquatted (588), Dec 04, 2009
The sex scenes in all these self-important, serious-bussiness RPGs of today is sort of the thinking man's version of the uber-violence they put in shooters for mouth-breathing stupid people, n'est-ce pas?
Mobygames has been cybersquatted Wrote:
Soooo, the sex scenes included are directed towards the "stupider" audience, within these men that have the ability to think whilst playing a serious-bussiness RPG, right?
It takes a certain kind of intellectual to appreciate same-sex dwarf-elf romance, to be sure.
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Mobygames has been cybersquatted (588), Dec 05, 2009
Well I play shooters, so I'm too stupid to make such a complex connection, but then again I understand The Witcher rewards you with some sort of collector's card with naked pictures of each lady you bang. Unless there's some very brainy subtext there that I can't get because I'm SO stupid, it sounds a lot like if shooters would let you take the severed limbs of your victims with you.
Back when there were gibs, I mean.