Teen
ESRB Rating
Genre
Perspective
Non-Sport
13
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1.0
MobyScore
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Written by  :  Jimmy Sherrill (9)
Written on  :  Dec 08, 2004

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Summary

It is a scientific fact that this is the worst First-Person Shooter ever made in the history of the universe.

The Good

Well, I guess you could say that it's so bad it's good. No, wait, scratch that.

The Bad

Everything. The graphics are terrible, the sound is horrible, the whole idea of a computer simulation of a combat simulation is stupid, the weapons are weak, the textures are shockingly low-resolution, map design is horrid, the game's engine renders about 13 polygons in all, and the objects are wierd and blocky. The worst mistake Head Games made, though? DECIDING TO NOT INCLUDE VIOLENCE IN A FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER. Plus, when you get hit, you lose your really cool gun and it gets replaced with a lousy default gun with paintballs that have trouble gathering up enough velocity to leave the barrel.

The Bottom Line

Just terrible. I think that Head Games should be sued for even coming up with the idea for this game. Like anyone's going to like an FPS based on paintball.



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