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Back of Sleeve - Windows (France):


    Un jeu d'action à l'humour ravageur !

    Lancez-vous dans la plus délirante des aventures. Dans un univers médiéval peuplé de créatures monstrueuses, incarnez l'un des 4 aventuriers du royaume et partez à la conquête des fabuleux trésors gardés par le terrible dragon et ses infâmes serviteurs. Jouez à 4 sur la même machine ou en réseau pour des parties épiques !

    • 4 personnages différents
    à incarner
    • 40 niveaux de jeu
    débordants d'action
    • Humour omniprésent
    • Graphismes au rendu 3D et effets de lumière

    Contributed by jean-louis (31798) on Feb 06, 2011.

Back of Keep Case - Windows 2004 Re-release (Germany):



    Das witzig-wilde Getümmel im Kerker!
    Tauche ein in eine rasend schnelle Spielumgebund voller Action und bekämpfe die bösen Untertanen eines heimtückischen Drachens. Lache über die witzigen Bemerkungen, Spitzfindigkeiten und Eigenarten einer etwas ungewöhnlichen Gruppe von Abenteurern.

    Obwohl Du diese Leute wohl niemals zum Essen einladen würdest, wirst Du sie lieben, wenn sie mit ihren besonderen Fähigkeiten die fürchterlichsten Gegner bezwingen!


    • Bis zu vier Spieler gleichzeitig, an einem Rechner oder über Netzwerk/Internet
    • 40 "handgemachte" sowie zufallsgenerierte Level sorgen zusätzlich für grenzenlosen Spielspaß
    • Massenweise Monster und Schätze
    • 8 PowerUps für besondere Fähigkeiten
    • Spektakuläre Stereo-Soundeffekte
    • Dynamische Lichteffekte

    Lava-Puddings, Verwünschungen und andere Gefahren steigern den Nervenkitzel
    Unwiderstehlich, süchtig machende, kurzweilige Action für bis zu 4 Spieler
    Spielen Sie durch über 40 Level, um den heimtückischen Drachen zu besiegen

    Contributed by jaXen (100998) on Nov 23, 2010.

Official game's website:
    Get Mad, Get Even, Get Medieval! Immerse yourself in a frenetic action environment as you battle the evil minions of a dastardly dragon. Laugh out loud at the quips, quibbles, and quirks of this slightly off band of adventurers. And while you may not want these characters to show up at your next dinner party, you'll forgive their eccentricities when their diverse but effective skills get you through to the next level.

    Contributed by jean-louis (31798) on Sep 25, 2010.

Back of Box (Brazil):

    Get mad, Get Even,


    Em Get medieval você participa de um jogo
    rápido, furioso e engraçado. Tudo isso dentro de
    uma caverna cheia de armadilhas. Mergulhe na
    atmosfera de ação frenética enquanto luta contra
    pequenos demônios servos de um dragão cruel e
    covarde. Pratique bom humor com as tiradas
    sarcásticas e espirituosas da trupe de aventureiros
    que o acompanham nesta jornada.
    Você pode não querer convidá-los para a sua
    próxima festa, mas certamente vai ficar feliz quando
    as habilidades deles o ajudarem a passar de fase.

    Um jogo envolvente
    e irresistível. Um jogo de tirar
    o fôlego para um a quatro

    Poças de lava e outras ameaças
    aumentam o nível da adrenalina!

    Efeitos especiais divertidos como luzes
    coloridas, transparência e efeitos de

    Vença os níveis do jogo para derrotar o
    cruel e covarde dragão Darimil

    Características principais do jogo:
    4 personagens que dialogam com muito humor (em inglês).
    - Até 4 jogadores podem jogar juntos
    (ajudando um ao outro) no mesmo computador, através
    da Internet, LAN ou modem.
    - Belos gráficos renderizados em 3 D.
    - 40 fases com ação, muita ação.
    - Um gerador randômico de cavernas cria novas fases,
    o que torna o jogo ilimitado.
    - Fácil de jogar, difícil de dominar.
    - 20 monstros diferentes e 8 chefes duros na queda.
    - 8 artefatos que dão habilidades especiais.
    - Áudio espetacular com panning/fading.
    - Efeitos de som para o ambiente e para os tiros.
    - Filtros de cor dinâmicos que produzem efeitos maravilhosos.

    Contributed by chirinea (43120) on Jan 27, 2006.

Press Release:


    Monolith Productions, Inc.'s First Self-Published Game Hits Retail Shelves Today

    Kirkland, WA, August 28, 1998 -- Monolith Productions, Inc., the creators of the popular computer game Blood, have released Get Medieval, an addictive, fun-filled, arcade-style action PC game loaded with humor. This "Gauntlet-style" title will be the first game self-published by Monolith, a 3-year-old company that has already established itself as a developer of high-quality titles.

    Get Medieval will bring players back to an arcade-addicted time in the style of the cult-classic video game "Gauntlet." Up to four players can immediately jump into the fast-and-furious action, either through single-player mode, or multiplayer mode via the Internet, a modem or LAN. The pace never slows as 20 different menacing monsters - from hordes of spiders to trolls to ogres - attack players en masse.

    Get Medieval's Random Dungeon Generator offers players randomly created levels, thus keeping game play fresh and providing a high replay value. Players will have to keep on their toes, as they will never know what monsters are lurking. The fun intensifies with added effects, such as incredible audio with panning and fading, and dynamic color. The game's humorous dialog and monster-mashing music will assure that players will leave with a smile on their face.

    "Get Medieval offers irresistible and relentless gameplay combined with an engaging multiplayer option," said Jason Hall, the 27-year-old CEO of Monolith Productions. "This game will keep players and their friends entertained for hours without having to feed hundreds of quarters into an arcade machine."

    Although players need to use mostly brawn, they do need a little brain to choose their warrior wisely. Each of the four 3D-rendered characters - a barbarian, elf, warrior princess, or sorceress - has unique strengths, weaknesses and their own personality. For example, the barbarian has a stronger weapon, and a tough guy attitude but he is slower on his feet, whereas the elf is faster but has low self-esteem and a weaker weapon. Also, while crossing the spectacular grounds, gamers will need to find certain keys to open secret doors while fending off the evil beings happy to see their demise.

    System Requirements: Pentium 90 PC or equivalent, 16 MB RAM, DirectX accelerated video card with 2 MB video RAM, Windows compatible Sound card, 4X CD-ROM drive, Windows(r) 95/98.

    # # #

    Headquartered in Kirkland, WA, Monolith Productions is a developer and publisher of computer games. Current titles include Get Medieval, Blood and Claw, a 1998 Codie Award nominee published by WizardWorks. In addition to Get Medieval, new titles to be released this fall include: SHOGO: Mobile Armor Division, Rage of Mages and Blood 2: The Chosen.

    Contributed by Jeanne (76613) on May 17, 2004.

Back of Shogo Mobile Armor Division Jewel Case:

    Get Medieval

    Leap into the fray with this fast, furious, and funny dungeon romp. Immerse yourself in a frenetic environment as you battle the evil minions of a dastardly dragon. Laugh out loud at the quips, quibbles and quirks of this slightly << off >> band of adventurers. And while you may not want these characters to show up at your next dinner party, you'll forgive their eccentricities when their diverse but effective skills get you through the next level.

    Contributed by Roedie (5255) on Jan 10, 2003.